Because nothing makes you feel like you’re 19 again and have your whole life ahead of you like drinking four bottles of Boones Farm, amirite?
That cheap tequila with the red sombrero on the lid
After all, you might as well get a little festive while you get older and older by the second!
Gin and Tonic
Look calm and collected and not like you’ve been contemplating your fate by drinking a nice, cold G&T.
Four White Russians
Cozy up with your mortality and a few White Russians. It’ll warm ya right up.
Burn up the dancefloor and your esophagus with a few shots of good ‘ol Fireball. It’ll make you feel immortal until you wake up the next day with a raging headache. Lol fun!
*Pitbull not included.
The red wine of your choice
It’ll make you look/feel like everything is together and that we’re actually not on a spinning rock of death.
A 6-pack of Miller Lite
Lighten up and forget about the eternal darkness we’ll all eventually be swallowed by with some smooth and refreshing Miller Lite.
Have the night of your life and actually welcome the idea of death once you have the hangover from hell the next morning. Cheers!
It pairs nicely with your existential dread.
Nice ass vodka
Forget your impending doom with the nice ass vodka of your choice.
No booze for you!!!