Aries (March 21st to April 19th)
You never fucking chill out.
Taurus (April 20th to May 21st)
You’re always checking your ex’s Instagram (and Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, house, work…).
Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)
You have no idea what boundaries are.
Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)
You have trust issues based on your sixth grade “relationship” where your girl danced with another guy at the school dance.
Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)
You always have to be the center of attention and take drastic measures to ensure all eyes are on you.
Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)
You’re a workaholic and never let yourself have fun and are slowly losing your mind because of this.
Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)
You never let anything fucking go; if someone crosses you once, they’re your enemy for life.
Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)
You’re jealous of everyone and everything.
Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)
You are actually just kind of really fucking really mean.
Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)
You are always full of doom and are always expecting the worst.
Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)
You refuse to compromise and everything has to go your way, or else.
Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)
You just have so many goddamn feelings, how do you even live?????