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Miller DeYoung

Miller DeYoung may be the angriest man in San Francisco. He spends his miserable hours record-collecting and watching crows. His girlfriend calls him an old soul with a hooker's heart of gold. You can find him on Twitter @DaYungMiller.

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I Wish I Could Be A Pickup Artist

The other day I was telling a guy I know that if my girlfriend ever left me, I’d start reading those PUA websites and become a follower of that cult of priapic wisdom because I’ve always secretly wanted to be…