25 Reasons I Didn’t Respond To Your Message

1. Your OKCupid profile doesn’t have a picture.

2. You said hi. And thatโ€™s it.

3. Youโ€™re soliciting me for group sex.

4. You asked me to marry you.

5. You accused me of being a man because my dating profile is too well-written to have been created by a woman.

6. You told me how gorgeous/beautiful/sexy I am in the first sentence.

7. You addressed me as Hey Gorgeous/Beautiful/Sexy.

8. You told me you love [insert body part here].

9. You asked what Iโ€™m wearing right now.

10. You mentioned that youโ€™ve had a little too much to drink tonight.

11. You told me I must be a freaky girl because Iโ€™m a redhead and ALL redheads are kinky.

12. You messaged me again 10 minutes after your first OKCupid message.

13. You made a โ€œCall Me Maybeโ€ reference.

14. You asked if I would be into something โ€œcasual.โ€

15. You spelled โ€œcoolโ€ with a K.

16. You said you have nothing interesting to say.

17. You told me not to be intimidated by you.

18. You used the wrong form of โ€œyouโ€™re.โ€

19. You saw that I have a cat and asked if you could โ€œpet my pussy.โ€

20. You said Iโ€™m out of your league.

21. Youโ€™re under the age of 21.

22. You used a million punctuation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. You said you were hoping I had a large porn collection.

24. You asked me to look you over โ€œlike a piece of grade A prime cut meat.โ€

25. Iโ€™m allowed to be a little shallow and, to be honest, Iโ€™m just not physically attracted to you.

Your turn, TC readers: What are some reasons you just haven’t been into that guy or gal on OKCupid? Why didn’t you respond? Sound off in the comments. TC mark

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