19 Reasons Being Korean Is Truly Awful

1. No one famous has ever come from Korea.

Do you know of this guy? I bet you don’t.

2. And it totally didn’t take the world by storm.

3. To add insult to injury, Korean food is totally bland.

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๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ˜‡ foodkoreaguide.com/food/jajangmyeon-and-tangsuyuk ๋ฌด์—‡: ์Ÿ๋ฐ˜์งœ์žฅ & ํƒ•์ˆ˜์œก ์–ด๋””: ๊ธˆ๋ฃก, ๊ด‘์ฃผ ์„œ๊ตฌ ํ™”์ •3๋™ 827-24 ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ: 13000 & 10000 ์› What: Jajangmyeon and Tangsuyuk (Black Soybean Noodles & Sweet and Sour Pork) Where: Geumlyong, 827-24 Hwajeong 3-dong Seo-gu Gwangju Price: 13000 & 10000 KRW Photo by: @bbbbem ํƒœ๊ทธ #food_korea ๋กœ ํŠน์ง‘ ํ• ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š”. ์ถ”๊ฐ€๋กœ ๋‹ค์Œ ์ •๋ณด๋Š” ์•Œ๋ ค ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”: ์Œ์‹ ์ด๋ฆ„, ์‹๋‹น ์ด๋ฆ„, ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ, ์ฃผ์†Œ Tag #food_korea to be featured. Add what, where and price

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4. I mean, would you eat this?

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๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ˜† foodkoreaguide.com/food/jokjbal-and-bossam ๋ฌด์—‡: ์กฑ๋ณด๋ฐ˜๋ฐ˜ (์กฑ๋ฐœ/๋ณด์Œˆ) ์–ด๋””: ์กฑ์žฅ (์กฑ๋ฐœ๊ณผ์œก๊ฐœ์žฅ), ์ธ์ฒœ ๋‚จ๋™๊ตฌ ๋ฌธํ™”๋กœ 89๋ฒˆ๊ธธ 36 ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ: (๋Œ€) 34000 ์› (์ˆœ๋‘๋ถ€์ฐŒ๊ฒŒ or ๋ถ€๋Œ€์ฐŒ๊ฒŒ, ๋ผ๋ฉด์‚ฌ๋ฆฌ, ๊ณ„๋ž€ ํฌํ•จ ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ) What: Jokjbal and Bossam Where: Jokjang, 36 Munhwa-ro 89beon-gil Namdong-gu Incheon Price: (L) 34000 KRW (Sundubu jjigae tofu soup] or Budae jjigae [western style soup], ramen, eggs are included in the price) Photo by: @lll_hs ํƒœ๊ทธ #food_korea ๋กœ ํŠน์ง‘ ํ• ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š”. ์ถ”๊ฐ€๋กœ ๋‹ค์Œ ์ •๋ณด๋Š” ์•Œ๋ ค ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”: ์Œ์‹ ์ด๋ฆ„, ์‹๋‹น ์ด๋ฆ„, ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ, ์ฃผ์†Œ Tag #food_korea to be featured. Add what, where and price

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5. And no one thinks Korean barbeque is any good.

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โ˜บ ๐Ÿ‘‰ foodkoreaguide.com/food/charcoal-dakgalbi ๋ฌด์—‡: ์ˆฏ๋ถˆ๋‹ญ๊ฐˆ๋น„ (์–‘๋…๋‹ญ๊ฐˆ๋น„) ์–ด๋””: ํ•œ๊ฐ€๋„ค์ˆฏ๋ถˆ๋‹ญ๊ฐˆ๋น„, ๊ฒฝ๊ธฐ๋„ ๊ตฐํฌ์‹œ ์‚ฐ๋ณธ๋™ 259-6 ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ: (1์ธ๋ถ„) 11000 ์› What: Charcoal Dakgalbi (Marinated Chicken) Where: Hangane Suchbul Dakgalbi, 259-6 Sanbon-dong Gunpo Price: (1 serving) 11000 KRW Photo by: @ssoji719 ํƒœ๊ทธ #food_korea ๋กœ ํŠน์ง‘ ํ• ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด์š”. ์ถ”๊ฐ€๋กœ ๋‹ค์Œ ์ •๋ณด๋Š” ์•Œ๋ ค ์ฃผ์„ธ์š”: ์Œ์‹ ์ด๋ฆ„, ์‹๋‹น ์ด๋ฆ„, ๊ฐ€๊ฒฉ, ์ฃผ์†Œ Tag #food_korea to be featured. Add what, where and price

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6. No one.

https://instagram.com/p/zvdBa5jGM7/

7. Like, look at this.

https://instagram.com/p/wup6EVjGIv/

8. Weak-ass barbeque game.

https://instagram.com/p/0GIl8zq8kF/

9. Koreans have no national pride.

10. Totally uninterested.

11. Because there aren’t Koreans playing sports overseas.

12. None whatsoever.

13. The music? There’s absolutely no music scene in Korea.

14. Seriously.

15. Don’t get me started on their TV programs.

16. No one watches them.

17. Because they’re boring.

18. Did I mention Koreans don’t drink?

19. And can’t forget this thing.

Korea is actually a wonderful place. Check it out sometime. Maybe I’ll show you around. TC mark

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