1. It’s hard to heart to heart
2. I didn’t know you can substitute roman numerals for ramen noodles
time 2 eat some roman numerals
— mia💕 (@mindfulbitxh) October 8, 2014
3. MorBITly Obease
4. I didn’t know oaks could be so meaty
5. A very powerful seed, indeed
#RulesOfADesiWedding The cost of the wedding must equal the cost of a deposit on a mortgage. The cost of gold must superseed this.
— Nur (@AMothersSon) February 5, 2012
6. Okay, this isn’t Twitter, but…
— babby gril (@a_cute_bug) October 9, 2014
7. Seriously guys…?
Happy Fourf! ✌️
— Shon Willis II (@ItsShon89) July 4, 2014
8. Come again?
9. People type this on Twitter
Is male pms real I'm bleeding from my anis and all I want is a snickers.
— Señor Dickhäus (@iamDickhaus) May 12, 2013
10. You’re measured in 140 characters, not height
11. Neil down! Neil down!
When all else fails just Neil down and pray http://t.co/teiqACSS
— J E R Z E Y (@TheOnlyJerzey) January 8, 2012
12. If you had a million molecules of air…
Why can't I be a million air and not have to work?
— Victoria Austin (@victoriagaustin) October 6, 2014
13. I guess not as a copywriter, right?
14. So excited for some shorbert!
MANGO SHORBERT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 @iInkAlot pic.twitter.com/GLRgT8ekh9
— JordyJordJor (@jayordannn) June 9, 2014
15. Thank you for the various updates
Every girl has a veriety of bestfriends, the hoe, the party girl, the straight edge , and the lesbian.
— Rey (@Reyluiz95) June 1, 2014