What’s going on here? The kingdom is under attack by some giant tortoise and there are only four people in a car to stop the madness?! The main character is named Noctis Lucis Caelum and he’s the prince of a royal family bestowed with the task of protecting the last remaining crystal in the world. Something bad happened and he and three other guys (friends? bodyguards? soldiers?) seem to travel around the world defeating monsters (or picking fights with these poor creatures).