We thought the internet was super, duper cool. You know, we had just learned how to send electronic mail, and typing! Don’t you know how difficult it was trying to learn how to type without looking on that bulky-ass Hewlett Packard keyboard? The 90s were dominated by sites like Yahoo! and Alta Vista and GeoCities. Internet service providers? We could choose Juno, America Online, Earthlink, and probably some other ones I’m sure I’m forgetting.
And we had to suffer through this little PSA:
Now, we’re free to do whatever on the internet.