There’s a dildo generator for people with 3D printers (about freaking time, right?) and it’s absolutely hilarious. You can make some wild, wild designs with it. I’ve compiled some incredible dildoes for your viewing pleasure. It’s dildo time!

1. The Regular Dildo

It’s a regular ol’ dildo. Not too exotic, not too crazy. There’s a shaft and some thickness for that “real” feel. Let’s get a little more “adventurous,” though.

2. The Oscar

You just won best actress (or, actor if you’re into it) for best performance in bed. Your partner awards you with this Oscar-shaped dildo. You thank God and your family and all of the cast and crew that helped you.

3. The Hair Follicle

For when you want to pop something inside of your body. Sort of looks like the Space Needle. Huh.

4. The Hovering Ring

Has your significant other not proposed to you yet? Make sure your SO knows. This is a pretty good hint. I think?

5. The Fire Hydrant

No creative joke for this one. Take it as is, folks. I found out how to make it colorful too.

6. The Mushroom

Alex asked me to make a walking cane, but that didn’t work.

Wanna get high?

7. The Lantern

Turn yourself on!

8. The Rocketship

I’m going crazy with these designs.

9. El Nipple

Sort of looks like one boob…right?

10. The Blackhole

Maybe it’s the…wormhole. Am I going to be executed?

11. The Urn

It will be buried with you. (Also looks like a peppercorn grinder.)

12. Butte

Modeled after the famous Devil’s Tower.

13. The UFO

I tried to make it a Hershey’s Kisses, but I failed.

14. Chocolate Fountain

No chocolate flows from this fountain, though.

15. Bullet

I’m trying to make a rolling pin, but I’m not experienced enough to make it.

16. Sword

HIYYAAAAH!

17. Pacifier

Okay, I think I’m done now.

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Have you made any funny / crazy ones? Let me know.