Snow is awesome. It gets even more awesome when you add some flat boards that reduce friction and let you go fast down a slope and shit. Some people think it’s exhilarating and take it to the next level. This isn’t for weak people, at least, that’s what Jerry said to me before he pushed my chubby 10-year-old self down a bunny slope. I ended up with a concussion and Jerry, was suspended from school. Anyway, I haven’t gone to any ski slopes or whatever since then. I watch these imagining it’s Jerry, getting failed from all directions and guess what, it makes me feel good. Don’t judge me.