11 Ridiculous Things That Came Out From Guy Fieri’s Mouth

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This meatball is MONEY.
Holy-moly, Stromboli!
[They] make a porchetta that you won’t forgetta.
Do you have a garden hose? Something I can clean up with?
Holy clam, Batman!
Shut the front door, son of Tatum O’Neal, that’s dynamite.
I’m driving the bus to Flavor Town.
Dude, I’ve been stricken by chicken!
Some people are just born to cook and talk.
The sauce is money!
I could put this on a flip-flop and it would taste good.
You don’t have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.

And this.

And if you haven’t already, read this 2012 NYTimes review of Fieri’s restaurant.

And Weird Twitter’s menu of Guy Fieri’s restaurant. TC mark

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