1. They suck.
Chad Kroeger was awarded the Douchebag Of The Year award by The Guardian.
2. They suck.
Chad Kroeger wanted to fight a music columnist just because the columnist called him a c*nt.
3. They suck.
Ryan Peake and Chad Kroeger checked into hotels as Dr Noah Body and Harry Houdini. They’re really funny you guys.
4. They suck.
A jar of pickles got more Facebook likes than they did in 2010.
5. They suck.
Chad’s really good at dissing people.
Hey Deryck loved the costumes! we were going to dress up as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes haha! -CK
— Nickelback (@Nickelback) October 28, 2012
Sick. Burn. Bro.
6. They suck.
Over 55,000 people signed this petition to stop Nickelback from performing in the Superbowl
7. They suck.
This video of 6 Nickelback songs played at the same time.
8. They suck.
Chad Kroeger predicted that he would be dead at the age of 40.
9. They suck.
Chad Kroeger doesn’t understand sign language.
10. They suck.
Chad Kroeger said he put his own dick in his mouth for a case of beer. Yep.