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FRESH!
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These are delicious looking date balls!
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Look at how yellow they look! Mini bananas! Haha! Hoho!
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Wow caramelized dates?!
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You just gotta have some red dates!
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Red dates look like this when they’re dried out? COOL!
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These look more like gargantuan grapes than dates. What gives?!
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That one on the left looks nasty!
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Chinese dates, yall!
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There’s some cool selection of dried dates! WOW!
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Check this moody picture of dates out. Because, you know, you need to have a black and white picture of dates!
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The many faces of dates. Cool, huh?
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These look like maggots!
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Dates come on trees? Did you know that? You didn’t? You ignorant bastard!
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They’re red beans — just kidding! They’re dates, too! Got ya!
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Dates are taxpayers too!
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Dates are an important part of everyone’s diet!
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These aren’t actually dates. They were taken from the body of a 12-year-old frog who died from kidney failure. The left ones are from a healthy frog. The right ones are from frogs that were placed in an aquarium where scientists replaced the water with Russian-made vodka. No, just kidding, they’re dates! Whoa!
Thanks for taking the time to look at these amazing dates! 
