I just studied abroad for a semester and I ended up mostly hanging out with a few great guys. Throughout the 3 months here, I learned a lot about boys. Here are some of their most common sayings.
1. Took a great shit today.
2. Almost got walked in on when I was jerking it.
3. Did you see _______’s game last night?
4. Anyone want Subway/a burger?
5. Anyone want gelato?
6. Anyone want food?
7. Is there a bathroom around here?
8. But like, do you think she wants to get with me?
9. My fantasy football team is doing great/awful.
10. *Laughs at own story that they’ve already told 4 times, not realizing they continually retell stories and I humor them*
11. Does this plain black v-neck look ok on me?
12. Do I need to shave?
13. Can you look at this pimple/bump for me?
14. When can I have Advil?
15. When can I have Tylenol?
16. Who wants to rage?
17. What time are we leaving?
18. I’m gonna be late.
19. I really gotta get to the gym today.
20. Can you hold my ____ in your bag for me?