The Sex Move You Just Can’t Resist, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Drew Wilson
Drew Wilson

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

An erotic massage, preferably with a scented candle that melts into an aromatic oil, so you can prolong the sensuality for as long as possible.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Side-by-side masturbating because there’s nothing more intimate for you than revealing a secret, and the way you approach solo sex is a (mostly) private matter.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Threesomes, with a primary partner and an alternating third so you can keep it interesting.

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Milking the man’s prostate and getting her to squirt, both of which require courage and confidence.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Whipping, flogging, and spanking so you can unleash all that pent up aggression.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

Phone sex and dirty Skyping so you can truly express yourself, even when you’re apart from your lover.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

69, because doing it right requires a good deal of patience.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Recording a DIY porn so you can watch the video as a couple later and your partner can shower you with the praise you so covet for your hot performance.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Blindfolds and handcuffs, because BDSM requires discipline and a sense of responsibility.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

Feather tickling during foreplay so you can giggle your way to orgasm.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Post coital spooning so you can hold onto that peaceful state of mind you experience after climaxing.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

Mid sex Kegels, because you’re not afraid to apply your scientific knowledge to your sex life. TC mark

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