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27 Hilarious Ways To Explain Exactly What A ‘Fuckboy’ Is

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1.

A person who is a weak ass pussy that ain’t bout shit.

bretb


2.

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

kiritokun


3.

A manipulating dick who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. They will screw over anyone and everyone as long they get what they want.

ejoxxx


4.

A Fuckboy is the type of guy who does shit that generally pisses the population of the earth off all the time. He will also lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn’t want to deal with all the “relationship bullshit” just to fuck you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time but pretends to be really nice. He also does really fucked up shit and then complains about people who do the same old shit as him. once a fuckboy always a fuckboy, because fuck boys ganna be fuckboys.

youngsnaps


5.

The fuckiest of the fucks, a “fuckboy” is the lowest possible form of the vile, degenerate waste pouring from the proverbial asshole of society. Calling some a fuckboy is the verbal equivalent of the orally penetrating their mother, their dog, and their girlfriend in the span of approximately 3.94 seconds, and is only to be used on people who make pre-school slurs like “fucker” and “cunt” look like tokens of sainthood.

Natedawg Pedanski


6.

Asshole boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize only to ask for “pics” once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care about the girl but always fail to prove the supposed affection. He almost never makes plans because he has to hangout on his terms which could be the most whimsical of times, and if the girl rejects those plans because she has a legitimate reason for not being able to hang out, he will get pissed. However, if plans are made he will bail on them without a second thought. If a girl tries to stand up to this asshole he will most likely deny everything and turn it all around on the girl making it seem as though the conflict at stake is her fault and he has done nothing wrong and hates when girls bitch at him for “no reason.” He will always come crawling back because he is a horny prick and can not withstand the dispossession of one of his baes, because he has more than one that’s for sure. Texting such a boy will consist of the girl carrying the conversation and the guy responding with short answers 10 or more minutes after the girl’s response, but when she asks why he takes so long to answer it will be because he is “busy” but he promises he likes her. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can not be trusted and are hard to get rid of because they say all the right things to get the girl back.

mediocremind


7.

Pussy/punk ass dude, bitch ass *****, etc.,

TPJR


8.

A poser who acts like he does drugs and says he gets “head” from bountiful bitches when in fact hes just a lame bitch ass fool who trys to act all that

Fucknigga471


9.

A person whose only purpose in life is to fuck shit up.

I Am Your Grandpapa


10.

a guy that leads girls on and flirts with everyone. messes with girls’ feelings

h8allyoumofos:::////


11.

the biggest asshole possible

ddoll


12.

He will lead girls on just for hookups, says hes really into you but doesn’t want to deal with all the “relationship bullshit” just to mess with you. He thinks about himself and only himself all the time, but pretends to be really nice. He always walks with his squad never alone. He will say hi to you once then won’t talk to you for the rest of the day. YOU HAVE TO TEXT THEM FIRST BECAUSE THEY “FORGET” He’s seems quiet but in reality he just a fuck boy

lisajanowensen


13.

A word, commonly used to describe a male who’s levels of bitchassness are astronomical. Fuckboys have a way of fucking things up for the worse. They have an inability to get their shit done and when given a responsibility they pussy out and usually leave it for someone else to take care of. Cockblocking is one of their favorite past times as is creeping which are probably the only two things that are actually good at.

The term is mostly used by other males and females that know their shit while criticizing said fuckboys.

The term may NOT be used by other fuckboys calling out other fuckboys.

maggiethemae


14.

Fuckboys are mostly heterosexual young men who use sexist language, throw around homophobic slurs, think all girls are either sluts or objects, thinks rape jokes are funny,believes the friend zone is real,usually are quite misogynistic and embody ignorance on every level.

There has also been some confusion with the word “Fuckboy” among men. If you are a man and you are defining a another boy as a “fuckboy” because he is “weak” and a “Pussy” you are now using sexist lingual that is prominet in Fuckboys. This now makes YOU unconsciously a fuckboy, calling out men whilst using sexist language used to degrade women is contradictory. Don’t be an oblivious fuckboy.

collegestudent101


15.

Boys pretending to be men. The type that would cut you in line for a drunken philly and get upset when you address them as “fuckboy”. Usually dressed in pastels with Sperry’s and a backwards hat. Fuckboys believe they do no wrong but pretty much annoy everyone else around them.

sleezysheebs


16.

a boy who fucks with girls’ feelings by leading them on and making them feel like shit

dsddmdsksdk


17.

An immature, worthless boy who plays with your heart and feelings just so he can get his dick wet but then leaves you in the dirt for another girl and messes her up to. They will never stop, they were born to break hearts

Lillibeth


18.

An asshole who thinks hes the shit and can get any girl- but in reality no one likes him and . He is sweet at times but watch out, he really isnt. He fucks with girls minds and is usualy a player.

1213141516


19.

A teenage boy who will use and hurt as many girls as possible, as long as they’re getting their dick sucked.

sexykitten_101


20.

A complete perverted, disgusting, mindless douchebag boy that wants nothing but sex with you. Fuckboys are usually spotted with their extremely obvious emojis on social media sites. They appear on girl’s selfies, and if spotted, should be blocked and reported immediately. In real life, these jackasses are nothing but losers that have nothing at all to do with their life. Commonly known for their trait of wearing khakis and Nike sandals.

phoenix_wrong2014


21.

Justin Bieber

Feltscratcher


22.

A fuckboy is a weakass dude who ain’t shit.
The guy who will go around calling women “thirsty hoes” but like 30 profile pictures in a row and comment “hot” because he thinks somehow it’ll get him laid.
The guy who calls girls sluts but goes around begging for nudes out of fucking nowhere.
The guy who sends unrequested dick pics with no context to women he’s barely spoken to.
The guy who regularly uses phrases like “bros before hoes”
The guy whose idea of flirting is “what would u do if i was there right now lol”
The guy who will call you a prude if you dont want to fuck anyone, but call you a slut if you want to fuck someone who isnt him.
The guy who will disrespect you and try and get with you in the same breath.
The guy who tries to text you even when he already has a girl
The guy who continues to hit on you even when you’ve said no
The kind of guy you have to lie about having a boyfriend to in order to get him to leave you alone.
The guy who will tell you “you’re not like the other girls” like that’s a compliment because he doesn’t have any respect for them.
The guy who will tell you “my exes were all crazy” even though you know them to be totally fine, kind, measured people.
A fuckboy is a guy who will tell you “guys don’t like it when you -” and try to shame you because of your weight, hair, style, makeup or anything else that you do in order to express yourself because in their tiny fuckboy minds you only exist to attract them.

ksadjfaksdf


23.

Teen males

Almost all of the time they are light skins

Talks to multiple girls at once with girlfriend or nah

Crosses states

Football players are the worst ones

Always have “on point” shoes (vans/ nikes)

Takes SQUAD pics

Uses 😛 and 💦 all the time

Tries as hard as possible for pics

Always wants to just “chill”

Teresa brown


24.

Boy who is a player, flirty and knows how to get you but then does the same with every other girl

Average girlknowswhatsup


25.

a guy who is a cheating bastard and goes from girl to girl and can possibly have a lot of sex. He will also not admit he’s a Fuckboy because he thinks he has a special charm but he doesn’t. Basically he is a player. Its the guy version for hoe.

Be home


26.

A teenage boy who likes to fuck around with girls feelings. Will talk to you for hours one day, then ignore you the next. Always wants to “chill” but never actually “chills”. Says he likes you, but won’t ask you out. If he does date you, it won’t last long. (less than a day/week). WILL “LIKE” ABOUT 10 OTHER GIRLS AT A TIME, OR WILL BOUNCE FROM ONE TO ANOTHER. Will straight up ignore the living fuck out of you then hit you up a few weeks later. And lastly, they probably won’t ever get a girlfriend because once it’s known into the world that they’re a fuckboy, they’ll ALWAYS be known as one.

iwantluketofuckme


27.

the entire male population of public high schools

phenomenomenom

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