25 Real One-Sentence Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny

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1. “‘Show me exactly how you touch yourself,’ he said, so I tickled my clit the way I like it and fingered my pussy with my pointer and middle fingers until I needed cock so I screamed, ‘Give it to me, you tease!”


2. “It was a really high-end spa, so I was genuinely shocked when the masseuse’s hand slid along the groove of my pelvic bone, down to my balls, and she engulfed my dick with her pillowy lips, sucking me to erection and the most blissful, unexpected orgasm of my life.”


3. “The band was okay but what I really cared about was the massive dick bulging from the guitarist’s pants, so after the show I talked my way backstage and I didn’t even bother introducing myself before whipping out a condom, applying it with my mouth, and mounting that magic mushroom stick, all so I could check ‘fuck lead guitarist’ off my bucket list.”


4.  “‘Fuck me like the dirty whore I am,’ she demanded, so I told her to strip and give me a lap dance but before she could finish I cupped her ass and carried her to my bed, flipped her on her stomach and fucked her from behind, calling her a ‘slutty cunt’ again and again because that’s what she wanted.”


5. “I was fucking his brains out—pinching my own nipples as I bounced up and down on his massive cucumber dick—so close to climax by the time his girlfriend walked in, there was no way I was going to stop.”


6. “She was a lesbian who’d never been with a man, so penetrating her was like being with a virgin, but one who knew what the hell she was doing with every squeeze of her well-exercised pussy muscles around my grateful cock.”


7. “We were juniors in high school and none of us had had sex or even been to third base, so we took turns experimenting on each other, the five of us, and it was the most satisfying sensual experience I’ve ever had in a way, even though I’m definitely not gay.”


8. “She asked how I like it so I guided her hand up and down the shaft of my dick and told her to lick it like a popsicle and then mouth it like she was playing the harmonica and then tease the tip with her tongue, but I could only take so much dick-sucking before I needed her to ride it and she jumped right up on it like the cock-thirsty woman I’d hoped she was.”


9. “The tenth time we made eye contact at the gym, I couldn’t take it anymore, so I told him to meet me in the co-ed bathroom on the first floor and I licked the sweat from his pecks and balls and I blew him because I needed to taste his come.”


10. “I’ve always responded to vocal cues during sex, but I’d never met a screamer like her, so when the dirty talk intensified—‘Yes, baby! Yes! Fuck me like that!’—I wasn’t surprised that the neighbors started pounding on the wall behind the bed, but we laughed it off and kept on fucking.”


11. “Three weeks before my wedding I hit up a bar across town and drank three whiskeys before tapping the most decent looking guy around and whispering in his ear that I needed to be fucked—three times in three hours—and he followed me around the corner to the closest hotel without complaint.”


12. “I was a bachelor for life until the night we slept together and I first laid eyes on her designer vagina and inhaled that sweet pussy scent and tasted those pink folds of flesh and we made love like we’d somehow known each other for centuries.”


13. “‘If you don’t shotgun this beer with me, I won’t fuck you later,’ she said, so I poked a hole in my can and guzzled like hell and two hours later, I was poking my dick inside her as planned.”


14. “We were in the back row of the theater as some thriller played when I took his hand and placed it in my crotch and he started rubbing my vagina through my jeans and I moved my hips back and forth and I seriously came just like that—head back, eyes closed, biting my bottom lip to stop myself from moaning.”


15. “The day she came to the office with no bra on, I knew it was an invitation to bang, so I pulled her into the cafeteria and locked the door behind us, then I bit her nipples through her blouse a little and fondled her until she begged me to put it inside her.”


16. “I couldn’t believe my luck when I woke up next to her, so I stared at the hot piece of ass I’d miraculously landed for another thirty seconds as she slept before plunging my morning wood into her so I could fuck her into the waking world like she deserved.”


17. “Last summer I rented a house on a lake and one night I strolled down to the pier and there she was—the sexy lady from next door, totally naked—so I took off my clothes and we held hands, jumped in, and had sex under the water, then on the dock.”


18. “For a long time I’d fantasized about getting eaten out in the back of a car and when I shared an uber home with a total stranger one drunken night I finally confessed that little secret, so he told the driver to turn up the music and keep his eyes on the road and then he pulled up my skirt and dove right in, slurping it all up and circling my clitoris with the tip of his tongue until I came, and then he wiped my pussy juices from his mouth with the sleeve of his shirt.”


19. “I wanted to suck this waitress’ tits so badly, so I finally just told her how horny she made me and it actually happened—just like that—every single day for a week straight I’d eat my breakfast and then meet her in the alley adjacent to the diner—if only she hadn’t found out about my wife.”


20. “When I showed up for the interview, my future boss was wearing this tight black top with a plunging neckline and I just couldn’t help excusing myself to use the bathroom so I could jerk off to the image of my cock rubbing between the mounds of those two giant breasts .”


21. “I met a woman once who bragged that she was the master of dry humping, so I challenged her to prove it and she straddled me without thinking twice and started grinding like a pro until I came in my pants and it was by far the best thing that’s ever happened to me with my clothes on.”


22. “Ten years into dating, my husband and I had a massive fight that almost ended it all, but before I could say ‘I’m done with this shit,’ some magnetic force pulled us into each other’s arms and I ripped off his shirt and wiggled out of my dress and we had passionate sex on the kitchen table, right next to the knife I’d been tempted to plunge into his chest minutes before.”


23. “She was the most ladylike woman I’d ever asked out, so when she insisted on going back to her place after our first date I was shocked, and when she opened her massive drawer full of sex toys I was even more surprised, but I played along and we had the dirtiest, raunchiest, most creative sex of my life using vibrators and lubricants and whips, you name it.”


24. “When I woke up his head was between my thighs and he was licking my pussy so diligently and skillfully, I knew I’d finally found what they call ‘the one.'”


25. “She was dressed as ‘reverse cowgirl’ at a Halloween party—wearing a plaid shirt, jean skirt, and cowboy hat, all backwards—so I approached and said, ‘my favorite position,’ and she smiled and grabbed my dick through right there and led me upstairs and shed that costume so we could make it a reality.” TC mark

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