19 Hilarious Elf On The Shelf Instagrams That Prove Just How Ridiculous Parents Are

1. The North Pole’s biggest little strip club enthusiast.

2. The elf that got lucky at his very own orgy of a “slumber party.”

3. The elf that failed to use protection.

4. The elf that showed the Grinch who the fucking boss is.

5. The ice cube elf hybrid that dared to slut shame Frozen’s Elsa.

6. The elf that used an offensively lame pickup line on Barbie.

7. The sloppy drunk elf caught copping a mini squat.

8. Santa’s little helper slash Fifty Shades super fan.

9. The creepy narcissistic selfie-obsessed elf.

10. The elf that dreamed of transitioning into a chicken.

11. The elf that identified primarily as a snowman.

12. The bicurios elf.

13. The unoriginal prankster elf that toilet papered the Christmas tree.

14. The elf with serious superhero delusions.

15. The lonely social outcast elf reduced to drawing his own friends.

16. The germophobic elf with a compulsive grooming habit.

17. Woogie Wall Street, the ruthless capitalist elf.

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18. The hypochondriac elf desperate for attention.

19. Tiny house living’s biggest little elfin advocates.

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