45+ Knock-Knock Jokes That Are Smile Inducing

Knock knock jokes aren’t exclusively for children. They can make anyone laugh aloud. They can be used to entertain children in a classroom. Or they can be used to break the ice at work. Here are some of the most hilarious jokes that will get a laugh from adults and children: 

Funny knock knock jokes for kids

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says moo!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.


Knock Knock Jokes


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No I’m not!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Etch.

Etch who?

Bless you, friend.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you, now hand over the cash.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mustache.

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.


Knock Knock Jokes Hatchoo


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You’re welcome.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I smell mop.

I smell mop who?

Ew.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

That’s revolting.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?


Knock Knock Jokes - Jamaica


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, okay: W. H. O.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, or what?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

No need to cry, it’s only a joke.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

It’s to whom.


Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to use a condom every time?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey, be a dear and open up, would you?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!


Knock Knock Jokes


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Razor.

Razor who?

Razor hands, this is a stick up!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you. Do you love me too?


Knock Knock Jokes


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alec.

Alec who?

Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howl.

Howl who?

Howl you know unless you open the door?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iran.

Iran who?

Iran all the way here. Let me in already!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Says.

Says who?

Says me, that’s who.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use askin’ when you can just open.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Some.

Some who?

Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.


Knock Knock Jokes


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Stupid.

Stupid who?

Stupid you, that’s who.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ through.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better way to get through to you.


Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing? Just open the door!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito.


Knock Knock Jokes for kids and adults

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone wanna let me in?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nanna.

Nanna who?

Nanna your business, that’s who.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie way you can let me in soon?


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out or what?

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

Yes! I’ve always known you were a bit nutty!


Knock Knock Jokes that will make adults laugh, too

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream soda.

Ice cream soda, who?

I scream so that people can hear me!


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo, who?

No, car go beep beep!


Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Owl

Owl who?

I will be seeing you!


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind. It’s a pointless joke.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Leaf.

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Emma!

Emma who?

Emma bit cold out here. Let me in!


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amarillo.

Amarillo who?

Amarillo nice guy.


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Figs!

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!


Knock Knock Jokes that will make everyone smile

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you even going to open the door!


Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Rhino!

Rhino who?

Rhino every knock knock joke there is!


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting doctor.

Interrupting doc-

You’re sick.


Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Nana!

Nana who?

Nana your business.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!


Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Actually, it’s kangaroo!


Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

The interrupting cow–

Moo


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful jokes.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

Really? You don’t look like a shoe.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio or not here I come.


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yah.

Yah who?

No thanks, I use Bing or Google.


Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe, who?

Wouldn’t you like to know!

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