35 Times Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller Shut Everyone Up With A Truly Awesome Quote

Dance Moms
Dance Moms

1. “Girls, what are you doing? Those legs are about as straight as Elton John.”

2. “We have a parent that’s out of control. She does not have any weapons. Just her mouth.”

3. “Why she was crying, I don’t know. Kids should cry when their arm is broken and it’s hanging off or somebody died.”

4. “Maddie Ziegler is like a breath of fresh air, you’re like the stuff we spray in the bathroom.”

5. “Suck it up. I don’t want to see those tears.”

6. “Every week we put the trash. Out! Go!”

7. “Are you crying? No tears. You save those tears for your pillow, in your room, alone. You’re going to humiliate yourself in front of everyone in this dressing room. Do not cry. Suck it up, kid. You are here, you’re healthy, you are one lucky little girl. Act like it.”

8. “I wasn’t put on this earth to make her feel special. I was put on this earth to make her dance.”

9. “I told her that her daughter looked like road kill.”

10. “Your daughter is holding a national title and I will take it away in a minute.”

11. “Second is the first to lose.”

12. “Never let them see you sweat!”

13. “I don’t sweat…I glisten.”

14. “I don’t care what’s going on. Get your butt down to this studio.”

15. “I could make you or I could break you.”

16. “Remember, there is no I in team, but there is an m and an e. And it’s all about me.”

17. “Brooke you need to stop the whiny teenager crap. Do me a favor and just smile.”

18. “Your mother could care less about you winning a title.”

19. “You only care about how many Instagram things you get.”

20. “Paige, you did a nice job this weekend. Then on the bus coming home we told you to sit down 32 times. I counted.”

21. “There is plenty of competition going on right here. Too bad it’s the moms!”

22. “Get a costume and get on the bus.”

23. “Save your tears for the pillow because only your BFF who is four hours away cares.”

24. “Everyone’s replaceable.”

25. “I NEED to win!”

26. “Its my way or the Highway.”

27. “The best kind of revenge is victory.”

28. “Let me know when she’s on Broadway. I’ll get tickets.”

29. “The sky’s the limit…but ONLY if she puts the work in.”

30. “This has to be…FLAWLESS.”

31. “My dad even took me to the mother-daughter talk about having your period.”


33. “If you win too much when you’re little, you stop working.”

34. “I don’t wake up amazing. It takes me hours to get this way.”

35. “Why do I attract all the crazy ones?” Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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