Five Ways to Get Killed on Black Friday

Get [an XBOX360] or Die Tryin’ (2008)

Shoppers swarm this stack of XBOX360s, throwing elbows like it’s a street fight with life or death consequences. When the crowd clears you expect to see the disemboweled carcass of a Wal-Mart employee, or perhaps a shopper smothered during the frenzy. Alas, there are no dead to report. Only average citizens who have shamed themselves and their families in the pursuit of fiscal glory: savings!

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