How To Create The Perfect Breakup Playlist

Few things ice the wounds of a broken heart as quickly as that break up text was delivered, but we can only eat so many Bagel Bites before we start to feel numb in a literal rather than emotional sense.

I Feel Like An Outlier On A Graph

I’ll most likely fit into society just fine with a job and a mortgage and some kids. I’m an outlier on the graph but not quite to the point of ever going rogue and becoming a serial killer. By all means, I’m a normal person.

I Deeply Relate To Disney Villains

The villains are smooth. They slink around, grinning, making great jokes to their henchmen, and you know what? They’re chasing their dreams too, kids.