About Our Restaurant
If an item shows what appears to be a “hot pepper” symbol, this means the food will be pretty spicy, unless you ordered the hot peppers, in which case, it won’t be. (We totally messed up.)
Matthew Hanick
A rude dude with a bad attitude.
Latest Posts
Don’t Review A Book By It’s Cover
A major downside, though, is that blue-face-thingy staring at me, you know, judging me, judging it.
10 Existential Hip Hop Questions
The “Biggest” Pumpkin Contest
“Biggest” Pumpkin Contest, the first pumpkin contest in which the pumpkin’s value isn’t determined by weight, but instead, by arrogance.
70 Things Every 70-Something Needs To Hear
21. What’s good about these types of articles is that it takes literally no research.
A Contortionist’s Letter Of Recommendation
Ryan is a well-rounded individual, as well as diagonal, congruent, perpendicular, and other geometrical qualities that met our incredibly strict flexible criteria. I had no choice but to hire him on the spot when I found him in my briefcase.
Internet Commenter Therapy
Therapist: I see. Well do you have any idea where you would have developed this sort of behavior—from your parents perhaps?
Welcome To Crossfit: Kids Edition!
Welcome to CrossFit Kids! Perhaps you’ve read one of our pamphlets, such as “Double Dutch Much? or “Potty, Training?”
The 5 People You Will Meet In Facebook Court
Welcome to Facebook Court—a self-serious, overcritical, and never ending justice system.
