1. When he fell asleep like a little lamb.
2. When he tried to eat peanut butter…and totally failed.
3. When he helped with chores.
4. When he kept watch.
5. When he waited diligently in the car during errand-running.
6. When he attempted to open Christmas presents…but got really, really tired.
7. When he caught a little cold.
8. When he tried to see if he was ready for bikini season.
9. When he rocked some trendy winter attire.
10. When he worked on his tan.
11. When he waited patiently for food.
12. When he was super confused.
13. When he fell asleep in the car.
14. And in the middle of the living room.
15. And in the weirdest positions…
16. …and in even weirder positions.
17. When he smiled for the camera.
18. When he had a little too much fun.
19. When he tried to camouflage.
20. And when he wore his fashionable winter coat and snow boots.
Still think Pits are a dangerous breed?