5 Things You Should Stop Saying To Your Single Friends
Asking someone why they’re still single is kind of like asking someone in the Special Olympics why they haven’t made it to the “real Olympics” yet. (Newsflash: it’s rude.)
Marielle Wakim
Marielle was born and raised in Chicago (best city). She moved to LA two years ago to pursue writing and is ...
Latest Posts
Growing Up Is Weird
No one ever said growing up would be easy, but the process of pushing through it, of making new goals and meeting them bit by bit, is what shapes us into the people we will eventually become.
4 More Lies Nickelodeon Told Me
And what did all of those hours devoted to the big orange couch get me? I’ll tell you what: A life built on deception.
14 More Old Words That Should Still Be Used Today
Overheard On Spirit Airlines
As hard as I’ve tried to ignore the words coming out of their mouths, it’s nearly impossible considering the rest of the aircraft is silent and I’m sitting right next to them. Besides, they’re hilarious, and far be it from me not to make fun of them.
14 Old Words That Should Still Be Used Today
The booby didn’t even look before driving through the intersection! I could be a cripple right now!
My Socially Unacceptable Wedding Soundtrack
Even though weddings are perhaps the paragon of things we do “in the name of love,” I’m confident my mother would have a conniption fit if I told her I wanted Def Leppard on my playlist.
The Various Ways I’ve Been Friend Zone’d
The next day, I told one of our mutual friends the whole story and she looked embarrassed. “What,” I asked. “Well,” she started, “Jonny told me he only wanted to go back to your place because he needed to poop and didn’t want to do it at the bar.”
