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Growing Up Is Weird

No one ever said growing up would be easy, but the process of pushing through it, of making new goals and meeting them bit by bit, is what shapes us into the people we will eventually become.

Overheard On Spirit Airlines

As hard as I’ve tried to ignore the words coming out of their mouths, it’s nearly impossible considering the rest of the aircraft is silent and I’m sitting right next to them. Besides, they’re hilarious, and far be it from me not to make fun of them.

The Various Ways I’ve Been Friend Zone’d

The next day, I told one of our mutual friends the whole story and she looked embarrassed.  “What,” I asked.  “Well,” she started, “Jonny told me he only wanted to go back to your place because he needed to poop and didn’t want to do it at the bar.”

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