Is there a mental health screening to be president? Because there is to be a contestant on America’s Next Top Model.
Doing theatre won’t turn you gay, but you may have several women pining for you if you can sing and dance and aren’t a terrible human
College is a time to “find yourself” when you don’t know what the hell is going on.
You don’t remember what the sun looks like. Before you entered the theater, the leaves were green. After you leave the theater, large families who might have their own TLC show are raking leaves and decorating the front porch with pumpkins and miniature scarecrow families.
If you’re single, there is no need to broadcast how “poor you” is alone, wallowing in bed, chugging wine, alone, eating pizza, alone, expecting sympathy from the social media world.
Up your Instagram game by choosing to have experiences. Limit the selfies. Create your own inspirational quotes.
If you like getting paid to know things about pasta and wine, then this is the job for you!
Sometimes I see him touching buttons on his phone, so he might not be as single as he said he was yesterday.
Here are 5 things that remind me that my bed is a superior place.