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15 Weather Puns For When You Need A Breath Of Fresh Air

Bad weather is snow laughing matter, but weather puns sure are! When the moment strikes, pull these babies out for the perfect laugh.

What’s your favorite weather pun? Let us know in the comments!

1. What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Let’s go for a spin!

2. How do hurricanes know where they’re going?

They look with their eye!

3. What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear!

4. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Twister!

5. Why did the cloud stay home?

It was feeling under the weather!

6. Why don’t more people tell weather puns?

Because the weather is snow joke!

7. What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?

Hail!

8. When does it rain money?

When there’s a “change” in weather!

9. Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo’ drizzle!

10. What did one raindrop say to another?

Two’s company, three’s a cloud!

11. What do you call a storm that doesn’t come to fruition?

A mist opportunity!

12. What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror!

13. Why aren’t they allowed to teach global warming in schools anymore?

It’s quite a heated subject!

14. Did you hear the story about the tornado?

There’s a twist at the end!

15. Why do people like storm watching so much?

The lightning is quite striking! TC mark

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