50 Interracial Pornos That Will Solve The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

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Years ago, the website which was eventually renamed “My Daughter’s Fucking Blackzilla” launched. Shortly thereafter—BAM—we elected a black president. That election has led to a golden age of post-racial unity, the end of all discrimination and inner-city violence in America, and brotherly fist-bumps for all the little boys and girls.

Interracial porn can pave the way for peace.

Something I recently discovered while masturbating gave me a glimmer of hope for the conflict in the Middle East. I came across loads of interracial Israeli/Palestinian-themed porn! They should have this whole thing sorted out in no time.

Here are some good porn movies to Google the next time you’re watching CNN and feel like the killing will never stop.

1.

Hirsute & Haram 8: Burning Bushes

2.

Fatwats 4

3.

PLOrgy 9

4.

Heavy Haganah Humpers

5.

Monsters of Kofta

6.

Street Meat 5: White Sauce/Hot Sauce

7.

Gaza Gushers 9

8.

Ham-asswhores

9.

Cum-baath 6

10.

Cease-fire on my Face 3

11.

Mr. ‘Yahu’s Neighborhood 13

12.

Gargle my Schmaltz 7: Long and Uncut

13.

Peace Plowers 18

14.

Hummus Swappers 6

15.

Knish Stretchers 2

16.

Israeli Debutantes 2: Wrong Side of the Blockade

17.

Spit in my Desert Rosebud 15

18.

Ji-hard 14

19.

Burqua Abuse 11

20.

My Daughter’s Fucking Shawarma-zilla!

21.

Barely Legal (13+)

22.

Birthright Bukkake 19

23.

Casting Tent Cuties 7

24.

Falafel Fuckers 3

25.

The Protocols of the MILFs of Zion

26.

Chosen Gapers 11

27.

Filthy Light Switch Flickers 4

28.

Devorah does Dallas

29.

Pull me for Tahini 5

30.

Uncovered Women gone wild 9

31.

Rough Rocket Riders 3

32.

Suicide Slurpers 7

33.

Manishovitz 15

34.

Tabbouleh Tuggin’ 4

35.

Brisket Blowers 10

36.

Bacon Brushers 7

37.

Mohel

38.

Kabbalah Krusherz 6

39.

Gloryhole-in-sheet POV 12

40.

Sniff My Wife’s Sandals 9

41.

Pita Splitters 8

42.

Bury Me up to my Neck 11

43.

Virgins Who Crave the Penises of Loyal Muslim Men as they Prepare Dinner

44.

Shaved Shiksas 21

45.

Bang Cab

46.

Find My Dreidel 5

47.

Women who Drive in Public

48.

Cuckold Kibbutz 4

49.

Hookah Tokers 3

50.

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