I know you were born with a vagina and everything, and so you think that’s enough to make you a woman. But guess what? No it’s not!
20. Hitting on the hot 20 something without being the creepy old daddy nobody wants to talk to.
People sometimes cut their ex’s out of their lives, even when they’ve been together for years. And that’s probably the key reason your best friend is your soul mate. For the most part he or she is not going to break up with you.
We are afraid of happiness. Everybody wants to be happy, but having that kind of pleasure frightens us. It’s too liberating, not orderly enough.
If I dressed up in “whiteface” I would still be black at the end of the day.
Degrees. Overachievers love getting as many degrees as possible, preferably from several different universities, each one more prestigious than the last.
When we watch him perform I don’t think we are thinking about him as a cross dresser, even if that’s what he’s doing. We just think he’s fabulous. We let him get away with it. I mean, he’s “Prince.”
Having a crush on a stranger is a little bit like a celebrity sighting — you never run up to Gwenyth Paltrow on the street screaming and jumping up and down telling her how much you loved her recipe for Grilled Chicken with Peach BBQ sauce.
You don’t need to feel insecure if you can learn to believe in yourself, but figuring out how to do that is so hard. When you’re feeling insecure, hold your head up, peer through that cloud of shame and say to yourself, I deserve this.
The invisible neighbor doesn’t make any noise, you never see them, but you are sure they live there because the mailman leaves packages for them downstairs and they disappear enough so you know that somebody is getting them. The question is WHO.