What if we inhabited a cultural space where people’s sexuality or gender was fluid, where you could be dating someone of a different gender one day and then up and decide that, hey, you want to do this other thing now — without being ridiculed, guilted, or made to identify? What if we removed all the labels and just explored human sensation?
Phrase #9: Throwin’ shade, e.g. Girl why you throwin’ shade? Translation: Are you upset with me or something? Have I done something in particular to wrong you?
Don’t you hate it when you loan somebody something — anything — and it comes back to you in a questionable state? A state less pristine than it left you in?
Yes, but WHO are they talking about?!
3) Forgives you easily. People like to hold grudges for wrongs made forever ago, but a best friend will just accept the mistake as one of your flaws and will forgive you for it. I mean, unless you snatch their man, in which case, that’s on you.
If you need a song to get you through a workout routine or a difficult work assignment, this is the one.
Why do we let people break our hearts when we always know better?
6. Plunge yourself in various states of public nudity in order to try stuff on in front of the mirror because you just can’t be bothered with the fitting room.
Pro: No one can see the real, human you as you sit on the couch clipping your toe nails and stuffing your face with Doritos and Cool Whip while you dutifully sift through 44 pages of NEW ARRIVALS!!
Last week Joseph Gordon-Levitt brought his art project hitRECord to Richmond, a multimedia art experience where he invites regular mortals on stage and interacts with them. How cool is that!