1. “You’re such a bottom!”

And, Felicia? Some of the queeniest guys out there are total tops and some of the most butch-ass masculine “straight-acting” (lol) gays are power bottoms. Don’t judge a gay by his lisp!

2. “What are you looking for?”

Right now? The secret to amazing skin!

3. “I’m Bored”

You are like so good at this seducing people thing, wow.

4. “Which one of you is ‘the girl’?”

Well we both have cocks actually, so.

5. “It’s like there’s a black woman trapped inside of me.”

Pro Tip: Don’t ever say this if you aim to keep your wig in great shape.

6. “You know that guy is straight though, right?”

Just because he’s straight doesn’t mean we can’t give him sex eyes or fantasize about doing amazing gay sex things with him. Plus, you can’t judge a book by its cover, and maybe you just don’t know the details of his sexual proclivities. Everybody’s kinky. Everybody.

7. “I don’t mind gay guys…as long as they don’t hit on me.”

Maturity Level = 0.

8. “Why is there gay pride when there’s no straight pride?”

SIGHHave you ever been to a wedding? Or like seen a television show?

9. “You’re so masculine, like you don’t even LOOK gay.”

You need Judith Butler.

10. “What is the best gay bar for a bachelorette party?”

We are gay guys because we love cocks, divas and lace front wigs, not because we want you to have bachelorette parties in our sex clubs!