If you like intellectuals then philosophy majors are your cup of tea. They roll around campus reading Jean-Paul Sartre (in French prolly) and debating theorems and pointing out the failings of your logic, etc. They have wild and crazy hair that for some reason is never combed and drink a shit ton of coffee and wear black blazers and smoke a lot of cigarettes. Brains and sex appeal never looked so good.
Comm is definitely the eye candy major. All the hot guys are Communications majors. Seriously. At every school I’ve been to all the hotties are in the Com Department. WHY IS THIS? Usually they’re athletes or maybe they’re not that smart (sorry!) and sometimes they just want to coast through college because they think Com is easy but actually it’s more difficult than it seems.
3. Art Studio
Maybe I’m speaking for myself but I love guys who are art majors. No matter what type of college you go to, a liberal arts college, an art school or a big university, the art majors are always the ones who are kind of weird and dress funky and have cool hair and play in bands and are liberal and just way cooler than u. Plus, nothing says hot guy like a dude whose whole face and clothes are coated in paint. HE IS POTENT.
This very rich bro walks around campus thinking “Dress for the job you want, not the one you have” and shows up to class in a nice, crisp shirt with boat shoes and at all times he looks like he just stepped off a yacht. He already has business cards and has like 50,000 ideas for businesses he wants to start. He’s going to have unparalleled influence one day and will probably donate a shit ton of money to your college, so better snap him up now so that when he gets rich you can claim half if you get a divorce and it won’t look like you married him for money!
If you meet a white guy with dreadlocks he is probably a sociology major. Sociology majors are hot because they think a lot about human behavior. Plus they’re passionate about human rights, social justice, and are always about doing the right thing for human kind. If you’re looking for a do-gooder chances are you’ll find him in Sociology.
6. Computer Science
Computer nerds are always hot, but just not jock hot tho. I love nerds because I love people who are super committed to something or who know a whole lot about this one thing that nobody else even understands. Computer science people see the world differently than you. And if anything dramatic happens to your computer he will fix it. Or you know, develop some technology or website that will make him a millionaire.
7. Political Science
They’re hot because they spend their college careers perfecting the art of making everyone they meet believe they’re the only person in the room. Also, you’ll be privy to all the hottest political gossip!
8. American Studies
I’m biased because I did my stuff in American Studies, but really though American Studies people are always the hottest because they’re the best of all the above. They’re just a bunch of well-read, artsy, progressive intellectuals who question everything and are maybe a little bit bisexual sometimes because gender politics are the worst. I once met a really hot American Studies guy who was all talking about how he didn’t claim heterosexuality or homosexuality because both were oppressive and limiting. Clearly he has read his Judith Butler.
9. African American Studies
PRO TIP: All the hot black guys are in African American Studies. Every single one of them.