16 Reasons You’re Getting Too Old For This

1. You have not even seen a pair of these bad boys in at least 20 years.

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And actually, when was the last time you went roller skating?

2. Seniors in high school will graduate college in 2018.

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They entered high school in 2010.

3. Kelis first used a milkshake to bring boys to the yard TEN YEARS AGO.

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The song is obviously a timeless classic.

4. Clarissa is 37 and has three kids.

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WHERE DOES TIME GO!

5. The first episode of Animaniacs aired 21 years ago.

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But you still remember the words to the theme song!

6. The Pizza Hut “Book It!” program launched in 1985.

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Cherish the days when you could to read books and get a free pizza!

7. When was the last time you ate one of these bad boys?

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Good luck ripping the top open without spilling everything everywhere.

8. Or stabbed one of these?

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Getting that angle just right is KEY.

9. This whole t-shirt.

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Bonus points if you just made the internet sound, too!

10. You like a song by a hot new artist that you know is aimed at 15 year olds.

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It’s worse when the singer is like 9. Cool song, though.

11. This heartthrob was the voice of Simba NINETEEN YEARS AGO.

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Today he is 32 years old.

12. The first episode of America’s Next Top Model aired eleven years ago.

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How many weaves do you think Tyra has had since then?

13. Suddenly you notice all the grey hairs popping up on your head.

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It’s okay though. Grey/white hair is super hot so just consider yourself ON TREND.

14. “Baby One More Time” is 15 years old.

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Classic jams never go away.

15. You don’t understand what the young people are saying anymore.

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Wait what?

16. And finally, this television show has been off the air for TEN YEARS.

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