1. First of all, the opening shot where Beyoncé beautifully and seductively has her back to the audience!
2. The moment you realized she was performing “Drunk in Love” and you would finally get the chance to hear her say SURFBORT live! Yaaasss!
3. The moment you accepted that you couldn’t really tell which direction she’s facing or really what she’s doing in her chair, but still, yaaassss!
4. The second she turns her face around to the camera and she is perfectly and majestically framed in red and you started wondering how you could finance your own personal red light to follow you around everywhere!
5. When you realized she was working her short wet look bob from the video for “Drunk in Love” and you started thinking about doing this as your new look!
6. Every time you had a seizure from all light trickery, but still, yaaasss!
7. When she seduced your entire home via your television set with her impeccable smokey eyes! YASSS.
8. The moment she stood up, ass first and raised high in the air, and you screamed WORRRKK and questioned your sexuality kind of!!!!!
9. Every. single. time. she sang perfectly and beautifully with her head hanging off the back of a chair!! And she didn’t even fall or get her weave caught in anything! Y-A-S.
10. SURFBORT!! SURFBORT!!!
11. Each time you saw Beyoncé working a backwards ass shot, completely owning her femininity!
12. OMG ANOTHER SURFBORT!!
13. When Jay Z and Beyoncé walked off the stage together and you were like, awww.
14. Knowing the truth that, after this, the show was pretty much over!