1. She Arrived At The Costume Institute Gala Fabulously Last
Everyone lost it!
2. She Uploaded This Beautiful And Cute Photo To Instagram On A Throwback Thursday
Hearts melted everywhere.
3. Because She Sang The National Anthem At BFF Barack Obama’s Re-Inauguration And Ripped Out Her Ear Piece During The Middle
It’s the pain of singing too beautifully.
4. When Word Spread That She Sang To A Backing Track, Prompting Rumors That She Can’t Sing, Bey Responded By Re-Singing It Live At A Press Conference
This is some serious shade. Trees, bitch! Trees!
5. She Performed At The Superbowl In Front Of An Audience Of 109 million people
Most of them gays and Beyoncé queens.
6. At The End Of Her Performance, The Power Went Out
It was kind of fierce.
7. Someone Smacked Her Ass At A Concert
And she promptly let him know that she was not the one, the two or the three!
8. While She Was Singing Beautifully To An Audience Of Thousands Her Weave Got Caught In A Wind Machine
She kept singing while fans and bodyguards came to the rescue. Somehow a person found a pair of scissors to set her free.
9. Not One To Let The Humor Of “Weave Gate” Get Past Her, She Wrote This Amazing Song About The Whole Thing
LOLOL for life at “Virgin Remy and Malaysian” !!!
10. Because A Fabulous Beyoncé Fan Uploaded This Flawless Video Of Him Dancing To “Crazy In Love,” The Best Beyoncé Song Of All Time
11. Because She Wore This Look
12. She Broke The Internet When She Cut Her Hair Off
Or took out her weave, take your pick. Either way, she still looked beautiful.
13. And Then Popped Back A Few Days Later With An Amazing Golden Bob, Which Was Even Better
It was only a matter of time. She needs to have something to swing on stage!
14. Because She Snatched Everyone’s Wig By Dropping A Surprise Album That N-O-B-O-D-Y Knew Was Coming
At least she let us watch Scandal before she scalped us. Girl knew what she was doing! Mid-season finale of Scandal and Beyoncé all in one night? Whaaaaaat? We got double snatched.
15. The Internet Freaked Out
— Michelle Williams (@RealMichelleW) December 13, 2013
14 songs! 17 music videos! Thankfully Michelle Williams was there to offer us some much needed emotional support.
16. Suddenly Every Other Pop Star Became Irrelevant
Lady Gaga who? Miley Cyrus? What’s that?
17. She Has Been Nominated For 46 Grammy Awards
18. And Made Time Magazine Regret Not Naming Her ‘Person Of The Year’ After Her Surprise Album Dropped
That’s how you KNOW you’ve pulled a gangster move — when you get people to reevaluate their life choices.
19. This Look In Its Entirety
Halloween costumes have already been decided.
20. And Finally, Amid All The Chaos Of The Surprise Album, We Are Forgetting That This Is Merely PART ONE
What on earth does she have in store for Part 2? Only 2014 will tell.