Gay music is so much more exciting than all the regular stuff that’s out there. I mean come on, gay people invented disco and house music for crying out loud. Admittedly I’m a little nervous about calling this stuff “gay music,” but I will say this: you love it because it’s sassy, fabulous, and packed with all kinds of sexual innuendos. And who doesn’t love a nice, big, juicy sexual innuendo! So for your homoerotic listening pleasure, here are 15 of the gayest songs out there.
1. “Miss Honey,” Moi Renee
Whether you call yourself “gay” or “straight,” if you can watch this video without screaming “YAAASSS!” at least once, you must be an emotionally empty soul. Get into this peak-a-boo cut out catsuit realness.
2. “Street Jizz,” SSION
Gee whiz, street jizz. It feels more dirty than it really is. We gonna shoot white light all through the dark!
3. “Jet Boy, Jet Girl,” Elvis Montello
I heard this song at a post-punk night in Richmond. Contrary to what the song says, I did not give/get any head that night, so.
4. “Gone With The Wind Fabulous,” Kenya Moore
You have to give Miss Kenya some props because she TRIED it, she sure did.
5. “WERK,” Cherie Lily
When in doubt, WERK.
6. “Diddle My Skittle,” Peaches
7. “Ice Cream Truck,” Cazwell
Lick those ice cream sticks, gay bois!!!
8. “Bitch Hold My Pony Tail,” B. Scott
I was a huge B. Scott fan before he blew up and I remember when he released this song. It’s not earth shattering BUT it’s hilarious and will make you feel FIERCE.
9. “Rebel Girl,” Bikini Kill
10. “I Feel Love,” Donna Summer
This vintage video of Donna Summer is the TRUTH. I am living for her purple sequined dress.
11. “Somewhere Over The Rainbow,” Judy Garland
Now what kind of list about the gayest songs would be complete without “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”? Why do you think The Gays have adopted the rainbow as our coat of arms?
12. “YMCA,” The Village People
These multi-cultural queens are SERVING.
13. “Constant Craving,” k.d. lang
What is this “constant craving” she keeps on talking about? Could someone clarify pls?
14. “Work Bitch,” Britney Spears
Gay music is so awesome that mainstream artists (here’s looking at you Madonna, Gaga, etc.) love to swoop in and capitalize on our shit. That’s alright, though. This song is overproduced, shallow and a minute and a half too long. But we love it anyway!
15. “Supermodel (You Betta Work!),” RuPaul
The road to gay always leads back to RuPaul, Miss Honey.