Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused

Try Looking At These Fashion images Without Getting Totally Aroused
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Sex sells. Really sells. Everywhere we look some company is flashing sex before our very eyes like we’ve never seen it or done it before. Sex sells us clothes, soft drinks, cars, food, fragrances, watches, cellphones. But every now and then a fashion ad campaign comes along that’s just SO over the top that we don’t know whether it’s porn or high fashion. Porn is vulgar. But high fashion is fabulous, and you can get away with anything if it’s fabulous. So when in doubt, just throw some Givenchy up in that bitch and it’s instantly SFW I guess.

Check out these 13 erotic fashion images.

David Beckham, Armani

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Armani

Yes, David. Open wiiiide.

Tom Ford for Gucci

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Gucci

All glistening crotches are not created equal. I guess the “G” in this particular crotch stands for…Go Down On Me, Please. Dude seems willing. How about you?

Bruce Weber for Abercrombie and Fitch

This is exactly how I imagine things go in the men’s locker room. All these bros are soaking wet and humping each other. Whatever brings in the coins, I guess!

American Apparel

American Apparel
American Apparel

American Apparel’s whole thing where they use soft core porn to sell pieces of cloth is kind of brilliant. Like, it’s just a bunch of t-shirts and underwear we could easily acquire at the local Costco. I don’t wear stockings, but being confronted with such a perfectly creased booty DEFINITELY makes me want to go get a pair of these.

Jon K for David Yurman

David Yurman
David Yurman

I don’t think it’s statistically possible to be any hotter than Jon K. He’s just SO angular and delicious. He’s wearing a shirt in the ad but, whatever, all I’m thinking about is ripping that bitch off with my teeth.

Gucci

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Gucci

But actually, the real question is…cut or uncut?

Lara Stone, Calvin Klein

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Calvin Klein

I know you want me. So come and get me — if you can handle it.

Emanuel Ungaro

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Ungaro

…I mean…

Tom Ford

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Tom Ford

Subtlety, people.

Diesel

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Diesel

Oh, I get it. Every back comes with a free handjob! No?

Diesel

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Diesel

I keep staring at this image because I can’t figure out who is doing what.

Eva Mendes, Calvin Klein

Try Looking At These Fashion Images Without Getting Totally Aroused
Calvin Klein

SOMEBODY is headed down south.

Joan Smalls, Gucci

Gucci
Gucci

Never has a lesbian innuendo looked so expensive. TC mark

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