Sex sells. Really sells. Everywhere we look some company is flashing sex before our very eyes like we’ve never seen it or done it before. Sex sells us clothes, soft drinks, cars, food, fragrances, watches, cellphones. But every now and then a fashion ad campaign comes along that’s just SO over the top that we don’t know whether it’s porn or high fashion. Porn is vulgar. But high fashion is fabulous, and you can get away with anything if it’s fabulous. So when in doubt, just throw some Givenchy up in that bitch and it’s instantly SFW I guess.
Check out these 13 erotic fashion images.
David Beckham, Armani
Yes, David. Open wiiiide.
Tom Ford for Gucci
All glistening crotches are not created equal. I guess the “G” in this particular crotch stands for…Go Down On Me, Please. Dude seems willing. How about you?
Bruce Weber for Abercrombie and Fitch
This is exactly how I imagine things go in the men’s locker room. All these bros are soaking wet and humping each other. Whatever brings in the coins, I guess!
American Apparel’s whole thing where they use soft core porn to sell pieces of cloth is kind of brilliant. Like, it’s just a bunch of t-shirts and underwear we could easily acquire at the local Costco. I don’t wear stockings, but being confronted with such a perfectly creased booty DEFINITELY makes me want to go get a pair of these.
Jon K for David Yurman
I don’t think it’s statistically possible to be any hotter than Jon K. He’s just SO angular and delicious. He’s wearing a shirt in the ad but, whatever, all I’m thinking about is ripping that bitch off with my teeth.
But actually, the real question is…cut or uncut?
Lara Stone, Calvin Klein
I know you want me. So come and get me — if you can handle it.
Oh, I get it. Every back comes with a free handjob! No?
I keep staring at this image because I can’t figure out who is doing what.
Eva Mendes, Calvin Klein
SOMEBODY is headed down south.
Joan Smalls, Gucci
Never has a lesbian innuendo looked so expensive.