Sometimes The Hardest Part Of Getting Out Of Bed Is Waking Up
Five more minutes please!!!
When You Finally Do Wake Up, You’re Already Late To Work
The day is not off to a good start.
You Sneak Into The Office, Hoping Your Boss Doesn’t See You
So you can pretend you’ve been working hard all morning.
You’re Still Hungover From Last Night
You try not to trip on yourself on your way to your cubicle.
So Hungover
That you are like seeing things — like horses when hands on their heads.
By Mid-Day You’re Already Falling Asleep
How are you going to make it another FIVE more hours!
Maybe A Nice Lunch Break Will Replenish You
Because food feeds the soul.
A Super Pumped Coworker Tells You This “Thing” Needs To Be Done Immediately
Why do people keep bothering you tho?
Soon You Get A Burst Of Energy To Do Stuff
But then your computer mysteriously crashes and obviously you can’t do any more work.
You Know What That Means
You’re off the hook!! 
