1. Opera glasses are HOT this season, hunty. Get into these spectacles. 

2. Because they will help you read a bitch when the time is right. 

3) Put that train wreck in her place.

4) Every new queen came into the work room like this:

5) While all the other shady bitches did this:

6) Season 5 is going to be more dramatic than all the others.

7) Because this is what happens when you lock a bunch of queens in a room:

8) They clap and cheer each other on.

9) When they are really thinking this: 

10) This season it’s going to be hard to keep your composure, lace front and mascara intact.

11) But keep your game face on.

12) And beat a bitch to that $100,000.

13) Wow the judges with your performance.

14) Don’t dress like your favorite TV network.

15) And not even a drag queen can pull off Lederhosen-chic. 

16) Sometimes the queen you hate stays and you feel like this:

17) The fan favorite always goes home first.

 

18) Shantay you stay.

 

19)Tune in next week so you can witness RuPaul do this: