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19 Things We Learned Last Night On RuPaul's 'Drag Race'

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1. Opera glasses are HOT this season, hunty. Get into these spectacles. 

RuPaul Opera Glasses

2. Because they will help you read a bitch when the time is right. 


3) Put that train wreck in her place.


4) Every new queen came into the work room like this:


5) While all the other shady bitches did this:


6) Season 5 is going to be more dramatic than all the others.


7) Because this is what happens when you lock a bunch of queens in a room:

8) They clap and cheer each other on.


9) When they are really thinking this: 


10) This season it’s going to be hard to keep your composure, lace front and mascara intact.


11) But keep your game face on.


12) And beat a bitch to that $100,000.


13) Wow the judges with your performance.

14) Don’t dress like your favorite TV network.


15) And not even a drag queen can pull off Lederhosen-chic. 


16) Sometimes the queen you hate stays and you feel like this:

Obama Eye Roll

17) The fan favorite always goes home first.


18) Shantay you stay.


19)Tune in next week so you can witness RuPaul do this:TC mark


RuPaul's Drag Race: Season 4
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 4

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