19 Things We Learned Last Night On RuPaul's 'Drag Race'

1. Opera glasses are HOT this season, hunty. Get into these spectacles. 

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2. Because they will help you read a bitch when the time is right. 

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3) Put that train wreck in her place.

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4) Every new queen came into the work room like this:

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5) While all the other shady bitches did this:

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6) Season 5 is going to be more dramatic than all the others.

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7) Because this is what happens when you lock a bunch of queens in a room:

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8) They clap and cheer each other on.

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9) When they are really thinking this: 

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10) This season it’s going to be hard to keep your composure, lace front and mascara intact.

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11) But keep your game face on.

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12) And beat a bitch to that $100,000.

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13) Wow the judges with your performance.

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14) Don’t dress like your favorite TV network.

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15) And not even a drag queen can pull off Lederhosen-chic. 

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16) Sometimes the queen you hate stays and you feel like this:

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17) The fan favorite always goes home first.

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18) Shantay you stay.

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19)Tune in next week so you can witness RuPaul do this:TC mark

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RuPaul's Drag Race: Season 4
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Season 4

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