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21 Questions for Gay Dudes

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There’s a new show on Logo, the gay channel, and it’s so much better than that hot mess The A-List, a show I can’t fucking stand but must watch every week. It’s called 1 Girl, 5 Gays, and basically it’s like 5 gay dudes locked in a room with a lone straight chick (hot) who asks the dudes a bevy of questions about love and sex. Anything goes, people! Remember when your friends used to sleep over when you were in middle/high school and everybody would end up asking everybody stuff about s-e-x? It’s kind of like like, but with 25 year olds!

Here are 21 of my own questions about love and sex for you bitches. Dig in, and feel free to post your answers in the comments!!

1. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

2. Do you enjoy having your balls played with?

3. Have you ever hooked up with somebody based on their proximity to your iPhone (GRINDR, etc)?

4. Would you hook up with a non-white?

5. Julianne Moore or Hayden Christensen?

6. Ladies: cunnilingus or regular intercourse?

7. Bros: BJs or regular intercourse?

8. What would you do if your partner cheated on you?

9. What’s the dirtiest text message you’ve ever received?

10.  If you could go out to dinner with any personality, who would it be?

11. Who’s in charge, the top or the bottom?

12. Do flamboyant gays give normal “str8 acting” dudes a bad rep?

13. Is there a sexual fetish that turns you off?

14. Describe your first kiss.

15. Have you ever been to a sex party, bathhouse, or participated in a 3 (or more) way?

16. Would you ever make a sex tape?

17. Have you ever tried to shoplift?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Have you ever cried over/had your heart broken by another guy?

20. What would you do if you found out the person you were juuuuussst about to get with was a dude or a chick or vice versa?

21. Which character on “The A-List” are you most like? TC mark

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    • http://twitter.com/leyeti Anthony Jauneaud

      1. Yep.
      2. Yep.
      3. Yep.
      4. YES!
      5. Both?
      6. I'm a boy.
      7. Both?
      8. Dumped him.
      9. “I want your cock inside of me right now.”
      10. Marguerite Yourcenar (she's dead though).
      11. Well, it's like a car… the top (AKA the driver) thinks he's the one in charge, but the bottom (AKA the car) is technically the master.
      12. Totally. But str8 acting dudes should be less pretentious.
      13. Shoes, piss, shit, animals, old guys.
      14. In Paris, under the snow, in front of Notre-Dame at 3 in the morning.
      15. Never.
      16. Aldready done.
      17. Never.
      18. Yes.
      19. Of course.
      20. I'll be surprised… and I'll probably change my mind…
      21. I never knew of the show before I read it here :P

    • Nickalas

      @Anthony, re: #13, you'll be old one day too

      • http://twitter.com/leyeti Anthony Jauneaud

        I know, I know… ^^

    • Ant

      1. Depends on the degree of weirdness

      2. Does nothing for me really

      3. Yes

      4. I have no problems with non whites but not full non whites, not my type

      5. Hayden Christensen?

      6. n/a

      7. BJs

      8. Cry and then turn cold and hateful or try be the better person and turn everyone on him

      9. Suggestion of a threesome with my gay twin.. not on

      10. Alexander the great

      11. Top i would assume

      12. at times yes

      13. A few would be golden showers, fisting, most things unordinary

      14. Awkward and misleading.

      15. No

      16. yes

      17. No

      18. yes

      19. yes

      20. i dont really understand this question…

      21. Unsure of the show.

    • http://twitter.com/JackAttack2501 Jack Faulkner

      1. Yeah pretty much.
      2. Not really… am i alone on that one?
      3. Once, erm… outside.
      4. Sure!
      5. Julianne obvs
      6. Both sound less than appetising
      7. Give/Take
      8. Try'n understand why.
      9. In involved a vibrator, that's all i can say.
      10. Sigourney Weaver
      11. Would like to say it varies, but it's usually the top.
      12. Only to rednecks.
      13. Not really, unless it's downright dangerous haha
      14. Stubble rash and thrusting.
      15. Not… yet.
      16. Totally.
      17. Err, nope.
      18. Yeah a little.
      19. Not a gay one haha
      20. GO TO TOWN ON THEM. No not really, i'd probably make up some lame excuse :-/
      21. None, but i gotta say the bearded guy in the video above is a total babe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carlos-Ortiz/1279921705 Carlos Ortiz

      GAY PEOPLE ANSWERING:
      you should think of copy pasting the questionnaire and writing your answers below the questions, it's not good enough for me to want to memorize it.

    • Madison Moore

      1. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

      WHAT CONSTITUES A WEIRD SEX FACE?

      2. Do you enjoy having your balls played with?

      NOT ESPECIALLY. MINE ALWAYS GO BACK UP INSIDE WHEN YOU PLAY WITH EM.

      3. Have you ever hooked up with somebody based on their proximity to your iPhone (GRINDR, etc)?

      NO.

      4. Would you hook up with a non-white?

      YES. I LIKE ALL PEOPLE, I'M NOT RACIST LIKE THE MAJORITY OF FAGS OUT THERE.

      5. Julianne Moore or Hayden Christensen?

      HMM…UM…GOTTA GO WITH HAY-HAY.

      6. Ladies: cunnilingus or regular intercourse?

      BOY.

      7. Bros: BJs or regular intercourse?

      BJS

      8. What would you do if your partner cheated on you?

      FREAK OUT. THEN BE OKAY WITH IT. I LOVE HIM.

      9. What’s the dirtiest text message you’ve ever received?

      DO DIRTY EMAILS COUNT?

      10. If you could go out to dinner with any personality, who would it be?

      DAPHNE GUINNESS

      11. Who’s in charge, the top or the bottom?

      BOTTOMS RULE THE WORLD.

      12. Do flamboyant gays give normal “str8 acting” dudes a bad rep?

      FUCK THE STR8-ACTINGS!!!

      13. Is there a sexual fetish that turns you off?

      UM, PEE?

      14. Describe your first kiss.

      WAS WITH A GIRL AND I DID NOT LIKE IT.

      15. Have you ever been to a sex party, bathhouse, or participated in a 3 (or more) way?

      NO. GERMOPHOBE HERE.

      16. Would you ever make a sex tape?

      I'D THINK ABOUT IT.

      17. Have you ever tried to shoplift?

      YEP.

      18. Do you have a gag reflex?

      NOPE. :-D

      19. Have you ever cried over/had your heart broken by another guy?

      I DON'T CRY EASILY, BUT HAVE HAD HEART BROKEN.

      20. What would you do if you found out the person you were juuuuussst about to get with was a dude or a chick or vice versa?

      BUST OUT IN SONG AND DANCE. THAT WAY, THEY PROLLY WOULDNT WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME ANYMORE! THOUGH, THERE ARE SOME HOT CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE LITTLE DUDES AND THAT'S KIND OF HOT.

      21. Which character on “The A-List” are you most like?

      OMG I HATE THAT GOD DAMN FUCKING SHOW! I WANT TO BE RODINEY.

    • Whatever

      “Would you hook up with a non-white? What would you do if you found out the person you were juuuuussst about to get with was a dude or a chick or vice versa? Have you ever been to a sex party, bathhouse, or participated in a 3 (or more) way? Have you ever tried to shoplift? Who’s in charge, the top or the bottom?”

      These questions are un-fucking-believable. What are we to you? Some sort of racist perverted criminal sub-species?

      • SERIOUSLY

        I have to agree. WTF.
        I'm floored by the bullshit that are these questions. “Would you hook up with a non-white?”
        Because apparently…gay men are all WHITE. And therefore this is a valid question.

        What bullshit. Fuck your blog. I was totally going to keep reading. But your pretty damn scummy.

        • http://www.facebook.com/devazero Jesse Dhillon

          It might help you to know that — and yes this is anecdotal, which means I can't prove it right now, not that it's untrue — many non-white straight men find that a significant portion of the white female population will not date non-white men. This differs depending on where in the country you're looking, but it's pretty common.

          So perhaps OP is asking, in an unartful way, if gay white men are as “selective” as white women.

    • Rico

      I can't believe that we're actually promoting color-blind racism here. Really? That's what the world is? White and Non-White?

      You do realize that within Non-White, you get several people WHO LOOK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ALIKE, right?

      I could say that I'm super attracted to black men, Asian men, Hispanic men… etc BUT THAT IN ITSELF IS RACIALLY STEREOTYPING. Not all white men are attractive and not all of them are unattractive either. I.N.D.I.V.I.D.U.A.L.I.T.Y.

      SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO RACIALLY PROFILE ANY ENTIRE RACE AS UGLY OR UNATTRACTIVE! JUST SHAME!

      AND HOW DARE YOU ASSUME ALL GAY MEN ARE WHITE?! and more so HOW DARE YOU JUSTIFY YOUR QUESTION WITH I WONDER IF “GAY WHITE MEN ARE AS SELECTIVE”?
      THEN FUCKING TITLE THIS QUIZ WITH A WARNING: “FOR WHITE HOMOSEXUAL MEN ONLY.”

      as for those of you who have stated this same opinion before, cheers! <3

    • Neo Axl

      1. Depends how weird the face is.
      2. Yes :D
      3. Once
      4. I have, and I will
      5. Who are they?
      6. ♂
      7. Regular intercourse. I'm not that big a fan of BJs.
      8. Dump him depending on the severity of the cheating.
      9. I can't wait 'till you fuck me hard all weekend.
      10. Lady GaGa
      11. Top
      12. Nah, people just need to realize that there's all kinds of personalities within our community, it's not the flamboyant gays' fault.
      13. I'm pretty vanilla so most fetishes would turn me off.
      14. It was with my first girlfriend and it sucked. XD
      15. Yes, and I didn't like it. They're messy and I feel that I'm going to contract an STD by just sitting on any surface.
      16. No, I hate watching myself have sex. Plus, you never know how that might leak.
      17. Yeah, just a 0.50$ crochet needle I needed for art class because the line at WalMart was waaay too long
      18. Yes, and it's very sensitive.
      19. Yes, back when I was in the closet and in love with a straight guy.
      20. I wouldn't mind, as long as the attraction is there, I don't care about the genitalia.
      21. What?

    • Graydarkness

      1. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker? haha no, bad sex is a deal breaker
       
      2. Do you enjoy having your balls played with? hell yeah!
       
      3. Have you ever hooked up with somebody based on their proximity to your iPhone (GRINDR, etc)? sure
       
      4. Would you hook up with a non-white? dude i’m black, and race doesn’t matter to me anyway
       
      5. Julianne Moore or Hayden Christensen? hayden, only cause he’s a dude
       
      6. Ladies: cunnilingus or regular intercourse? i’m male and gay haha
       
      7. Bros: BJs or regular intercourse? intercourse! but why not both?
       
      8. What would you do if your partner cheated on you? forgive him the first time, kick his ass and send him packing the second time
       
      9. What’s the dirtiest text message you’ve ever received? Not allowed to repeat lol ;-)
       
      10. If you could go out to dinner with any personality, who would it be? Matt Damon. I just wanna have dinner with Matt Damon (well, more then dinner, but…)
       
      11. Who’s in charge, the top or the bottom? bottom
      12. Do flamboyant gays give normal “str8 acting” dudes a bad rep? yes, cause i’m “str8 acting” – just because i’m gay doesn’t mean i’m gonna act/talk/dress/be like a woman, but flamboyants give this streotype more power
       
      13. Is there a sexual fetish that turns you off? feet fetish to name one
       
      14. Describe your first kiss. My first kiss with a guy was hot – open mouthed, with tongue, bodies pressed together – it was hot.
       
      15. Have you ever been to a sex party, bathhouse, or participated in a 3 (or more) way? i plan on doing all these things but currently no :(
       
      16. Would you ever make a sex tape? if my partner’s down with it then hell yeah!
       
      17. Have you ever tried to shoplift? no way
       
      18. Do you have a gag reflex? yeah
       
      19. Have you ever cried over/had your heart broken by another guy? ….yeah… :(
       
      20. What would you do if you found out the person you were juuuuussst about to get with was a dude or a chick or vice versa? i’d probably dump them mainly because they hadn’t been completely honest with me in the first place
       
      21. Which character on “The A-List” are you most like? none of them, i don’t watch that show!  (Rodiney in New York, Levi in Dallas)

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