An easy way to drown out the sound of someone chewing like a cow is to chew something, too. Fight fire with fire, chip with chip, gum with gum. Try and be casual about it though. Don’t hate-crunch to make a point, that doesn’t solve anything.
Unless you pull a Mary Kate and Ashley, and put literally everything in your parents’ fridge that you took without asking on top of a perfectly good cheese pizza during a bullshit sleepover with your creepy ass friends, you’re probably going to love your pizza.
Nap time involved in an exercise class?! SIGN ME UP.