You’re not one of those girls that slaps on a store-bought costume. You’re better than that. You’re worth more than Sexy Firefighter, Sexy Cowgirl, Sexy Donald Trump. But it can still be hard to come up with a good, solid Halloween costume. As the self-proclaimed Halloween Queen, I’m here to help.
All I have to say about this one is RAT WITH A HUMAN FACE.
That’s what was following me, right? The handprints? The voice? Worse, what was attached to those handprints?
I’m back, Elsa, and I’m ready to talk to you.
Here they are, just for you: the spookiest, most blood-curdling short stories I’ve ever read. Turn down the lights, grab one of these tales, and prepare to be scared.
It’s his stupid games but now they’re worse because he’s angry and now he has more power.
Forget an apple a day, a horror movie a day is what’s REALLY good for you.
That’s how we ended up with our Westie boarded at a kennel, two overnight bags, and a keycard to room 240 at the Hotel Alexandria.
There are so many dressings on the table. Only psychopaths have that many salad dressings.
Pumpkin-flavored beer is in the fridge, fall officially starts tomorrow, and tonight is the premiere for “American Horror Story” creator Ryan Murphy’s brand new horror comedy series.