5 Desperate Texts You Should Never Send After Ending Your Almost Relationship

Have you ever ended an almost relationship and decided to stay friends? So how do you keep in touch and at the same time avoid the urge to rekindle old tensions? For starters, here are messages (with reference to your favorite series, current political happenings or his favorite app) you SHOULD not be sending to your almost lover and now your friend.

The morning after…

Hey. I’m still feeling a little low about last night. Glad though that we finally talked about it. Need something to cheer me up? Maybe I should start watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Though I think the plot is absurd. Who moves to a diff city just to follow an ex-boyfriend? Creepy right? LOL.

Two days after…

You know what? I’m digging Shosh’s choice in the latest episode of Girls. I mean stay in Japan with no job and just leave the boyfriend in NY. She’s sooo grown up. BTW, I googled for jobs in Japan today. Me moving to Japan? How crazy is that? LOL.

And another day after…

Oh shoot. I just remembered. New episode of How to Get Away with Murder is out tom. Keating’s hair in the flashback freaks me out. They should change the title of this show to Tales of a Murder and Crazy Wigs with a Bunch of Horny Law Students. LOL.

Then you promised yourself that this will be the last…

Remember House of Cards? Told you about it before. Now the First Lady wants to be her husband’s veep. You should really be watching it. So better that the threat of Trump. Oh, #twinksfortrump is trending. Crazy Americans! LOL.

Just one more before the weekend…

So I was checking Grindr and I saw you there. Sent you a message. LOL. Smiley and eggplant emoji.

PS: Not even an emoji can make your intentions subtle. And you should probably not stay friends since he is not replying to your messages.