Invitation To The Pants Party

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This is a notice saying that you have been cordially invited to the Pants Party.

Hello, hey, how’s it going, and congratulations. After careful deliberation and excessive amounts of self-doubt, you have been invited to attend the Pants Party. Count yourself lucky, as this is a newly inspired event, stemming from the great red carpet viewing of “American Pie: Naked Mile” much time ago.

The event is a No Tie event, although do feel free to incorporate your outfit into the theme of the night. More than likely, you have been chosen to attend for your ability to make this party a smashing success, or because you look kind of like Kristen Stewart. Please do your best to maintain this status, as not just everyone gets invited to the Pants Party.

The Pants Party has rich and exciting history, even for it’s short run. From the beginning, the Pants Party started as impromptu festival to celebrate a seemingly random Saturday in early September. The festivities were widely considered to be successful, and thus the tradition was born. Since it’s dawn, the Pants Party has been a beacon for a good time, and a sought(ish) after invitation.

Refreshments will be provided, but it is recommended you come ready to party, as time stands still for no Pants Party.

Dominos Pizza will provide catering, as their secret ingredients and recipes allow for the food to embody a magical quality around the time a Pants Party usually begins.

If this is your first Pants Party, please notify us in your RSVP, and special accommodates will be made to insure you have a pleasant Pants Party experience.

If you wish to bring a plus one to the Pants Party, please notify us in your RSVP, and special accommodates will be made as well as high fives given.

Finally, as this is your Pants Party, below is a selection of musical acts being considered for the occasion, please vote for who you best think would compliment this event.

Thank you for your time and we hope to see you there.

[ ] DJ Shuffle Mode
[ ] MC Coldplay Pandora
[ ] Grunting and the Self Esteems (An indie rock band from Iowa)
[ ] DJ Frank Ocean but just the stuff everyone knows
[ ] Jack Johnson TC Mark

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