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To My Fellow Men: Stay Single Until You Meet This Kind Of Girl

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This is a reply post to Kirsten Corley’s article: Stay Single Until You Meet A Guy Like This
Kate

Stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t cry about equality, while expecting you to pay for dinner.

Stay single until you meet a girl who’s friends don’t shout “I give blow jobs after a long island ice tea” at first glance.

Stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t complain about what “she” wants to do. Instead she enjoys the same things you do. Like drinking beers and watching the game.

Stay single until you meet a girl who buys you tickets to the game.

Stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t hide her identity behind a 10 layered mask called makeup.

Which leads me to my next point – stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t leave half her face on your shirt after a hug.

Stay single until you meet a girl who wants to know more about YOU.

Stay single until you meet a girl who can count the amount of guys she’s slept with on one hand. (Don’t hold your breath)

Note: To the feminist who is about to write a comment complaining about that last sentence. Yes it’s not okay for men to be sluts either.

Stay single until you meet a girl willing to take an STD test.

Stay single until you meet a girl who knows how to cook, because she LOVES to.

Stay single until you meet a girl who can hold an intellectual conversation with you.

Stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t get jealous around your “female” friends. Because she’s confident and self-assured.

Stay single until you meet a girl willing to pay for your movie ticket and popcorn, because you’re still job hunting. She got your back until you’re up on your feet again.

Don’t date a girl who wants to know what you do for a living on the first or second date. That’s a trick question for “how much money do you have?”

Stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t care about what society thinks, so she’s not interested in your social position. Some girls want guys as a trophy to show off to their friends.

Stay single until you meet a girl who doesn’t live on Starbucks and crop tops. Trust me if you see one of those, always assume they have Herpes. It’s the safest route.

Stay single until you meet a girl who is family oriented, doesn’t like clubs, bars or going to parties.

Last but not least, you deserve to be single if you’re looking for a partner at a club, bar or party. TC mark

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