27 Physical Sensations That Are Almost As Good As An Orgasm

27 Physical Sensations That Are Almost As Good As An Orgasm
Alexandru Zdrobău
Found on AskReddit.

1.  BEDGASM

“When it’s been a long day, you finally lay down in bed and have that huge, satisfying full body stretch. I think I’ve literally heard this referred to as a ‘bedgasm.’”

DooPooDoo


2. BRA REMOVAL

“Taking your bra off after a long day at work.”

AlwayssunnyNsocal


3. SNEEZING

“I remember reading somewhere that a sneeze is like 1/100th of an orgasm to your brain. Probably bullshit but still, a good sneeze can feel damn nice.”

Juiceval


4. BOOGER REMOVAL

“Pulling a large booger out of your nose. The ones that tickle your brain on the way out.”

Markissy


5. UNCLOGGING YOUR EAR

“When you’ve been swimming and water becomes trapped in your ear despite your stomping and shaking your head, and then later, when you’ve made peace with the fact you’ll have water in your ear forever, it miraculously lets loose and flows out.”

sirdigbykittencaesar


6. CLEAN DUMP, GHOST WIPE

“Honestly? Taking a dump that comes out so nice your ass isn’t even dirty feels so good.”

Mewdraco


7. REMOVING SHOES AND SOCKS

“Taking off your shoes and socks after a hard day at work.”

Kozmik786


8. DELAYED PEE

“Peeing after you’ve been holding it far too long.”

ladyfromthcoffeeshop


9. SNOOZE BUTTON

“When you wake up and you think it’s almost time to get up for the day but you look at your clock and you still have 2 hours left to sleep.”

DNAtaurine


10. HAIR STROKING

“When someone strokes the hair on your head.”

spicydeadpeople


11. WARM IN WINTER, COLD IN SUMMER

“Warm shower when it’s cold, cool shower when it’s hot.”

MekaActivated


12. CLEAN SHEETS

“Clean sheets right out of the dryer.”

wheatsnar


13. UNBLOCKING YOUR NOSE

“Unblocking your nose, that first inhale.”

HeavyBreeze24


14. DISLODGING FOOD FROM TEETH

“When you finally dislodge that piece of food from your back teeth.”

ShockRampage


15. LAYING DOWN SOMETHING HEAVY

“When you’re carrying something heavy for a long period of time and finally get to set it down.”

im-a-grumpy-old-cat


16. BACK POPS

“When you lie down on the floor and your back pops itself and suddenly you can move again! Alternatively, when someone picks you up from behind and your back finally pops. That light feeling afterwards where you’re suddenly not tense anymore is out of this world.”

ADOSlife


17. FLY EVICTION

“When you manage to get the fly in your house to fly back outside through the door it came in.”

Kangar


18. SMELL OF NEW ELECTRONICS DEVICES

“That new electronics smell as you open your latest toy.”

Worknewacct


19. NEW SOCKS

“Pulling on a fresh, clean, out-of-the-package pair of socks. Amazing.”

OberonGypsy


20. CRACKING JOINTS

“Cracking hard-to-crack joints, like a hip or ankle.”

MarcusAurelius87


21. SKYDIVING

Skydiving. The free fall was definitely the longest orgasm I’ve ever had!”

McL0v1nnn


22. SMELL OF FRESH PLAY-DOH

“Opening up and taking a deep whiff of fresh Play-Doh.”

just-a-traveler


23. EARWAX REMOVAL

“I once took the largest chunk of earwax out of my ear that I’ve ever seen. Sounds gross…definitely is gross. But it felt so good! The clarity, the waxy consistency, the satisfaction.”

alejandro0204


24. PEELING YOUR FACE MASK

“Slowly peeling your herb mint facial mask at the end of your morning routine.”

tbu720


25. PEELING OFF PLASTIC COVERS

“Peeling the plastic covers off of anything like a remote, TV, graphics card, or glass.”

bsauce1


26. Q-TIPS

“Using a Q-tip is near orgasmic to me. Massaging your ear canal feels amazing.”

jeremiahfira


27. SCRATCHING A LIMB AFTER CAST REMOVAL

“Scratching whatever limb you’ve had in a cast for 4 months. The first time I got to take a bath after getting my cast taken off my mom had to knock on the door to check if I was okay because I was laugh crying as I bathed the leg with a scrub brush. It felt so damn good.”

_insert_expletive TC mark

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