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50 People Confess The Kinky Fetish They’ve Never Told Anyone

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1. I’m a huge burly dude who dreams of getting gang-fucked.

“I dream of getting gang-fucked, covered in cum, spit, and piss, and fucked senseless until my brain is broken and all I care about is pussy and cock.

To clarify, I am a huge burly dude.”

Scribeoflight


2. I really want somebody to amputate one of my limbs and make me eat it while I cry like a little bitch.

“Autocannibalism. Really want somebody to amputate one of my limbs and make me eat it while I cry like a little bitch :/”

the_fucking_what


3. Dicknoses.

“I like it when a guy’s nose is replaced with a dick, and the dick like flexes, pulses, becomes erect, etc.”

Telochi


4. A beefy, burly dude reeking of BO ramming me after working out hard.

“I’d really like a beefy, burly dude to ram me after working out hard. Gym, sports, whatever makes him reek of BO. Sit on my face, please.”

AutoCropBot


5. I once tried to suck my own dick but ended up breaking a hip bone.

“I once tried to suck my own dick but ended up breaking a hip bone. I told everyone it was a sports injury.”

NotSpicyEnough


6. I like when I feel eyelashes on my butt cheeks.

“I like when I feel eyelashes on my butt cheeks.

squink squink”

Jive-ass_turkey


7. Women peeing on action figures.

“I saw this video the other day where a MILF put an action figure in the toilet and pissed on it. How would I even go about telling my wife I wanna buy GI Joe so I can watch her urinate on him?”

plax1780


8. I love women’s assholes.

“I love women’s assholes. I am not into scat or anything. I feel like many people are weirded out if a guy enjoys the look of an asshole over a vagina or boobs. I’ll admit to eating booty to my friends but I don’t think I’ll ever tell them or my SO that I just like an asshole.”

PM_YOUR_BOOTY_VAG


9. I want her to give it to me real hard in the ass.

“Pegging, I want her to give it to me real hard in the ass.”

PBR1994


10. Girls with big noses.

“A big nose on a girl gets me going. Who knows maybe it’s because not many girls have big noses but I just love it. I can’t be the only one.”

ryanino


11. I desperately want my boyfriend to hold me down and fuck me even if I’m begging him not to.

“I reaaaally desperately want my boyfriend to ‘rape’ me—i.e., hold me down and fuck me even if I’m begging him not to. Having me force him to take his cock and finishing by telling me that he’s going to come inside of me up and knock me up whether I like it or not…”

daddyskittenx


12. Hot girls farting.

“Hot girls farting. For once they’re actually human and disgusting like me.”

Yossi25


13. Shiny backs.

“Shiny backs. There’s something very sexy about a shiny back, especially if the shoulder blades are clearly defined.”

shinyback


14. Kitten play.

“Kitten play. There’s something about wearing a collar and tail that turns me on. I can’t see myself telling anyone about it. My SO does know about this.”

Coffeecatss


15. I want to fuck a 40-foot-tall woman.

“Macrophilia.

I want to fuck a giant woman. And when I mean giant I mean like 40-feet-tall giant.”

throwawaythisnerd


16. I like the sound of queefing.

“I actually like the sound of queefing, I know it might be odd, but it actually turns me on. Also like blind folding my SO so that she wouldn’t see where I’m gonna touch/lick her next, and this was not inspired by the 50 shades flick. And lastly, I like licking food off the body of my SO.”

aiahiced


17. Being eaten alive.

“I have a lot, but my ‘original’ fetish—the first one I ever discovered I was into, plus probably still my ‘main’ one—is vore, or being eaten alive. I’m really only into it if I’m being eaten by an animal, which also extends to furry (anthropomorphic) stuff. There’s just something about being dominated so thoroughly, being turned into food. It’s weird, but totally my thing.”

soft_beast


18. I want to be tied to a bed and dominated by a girl with cat ears.

“I want to be tied to a bed and dominated by a girl with cat ears…not so strange at first if it weren’t for the fact that I want her to snuggle next to me and purr after we are finished…”

Swyfts


19. The thought of thousands of ants crawling all over my body and my dick just biting the shit out of me gives me a goddamn head rush.

“Ants. I can’t explain it honestly, but ever since I was little I’ve had this fascination with them. Ants really get my motor running. The thought of thousands of them crawling all over my body and my dick just biting the shit out of me gives me a goddamn head rush. Sometimes I like to imagine a world where I can walk outside and just fuck an anthill and all the little ants start to freak out and attack my invading member, but it’s already too late, I’m on all fours and just going at it. Raping their home into a pile of rubble and then drowning their queen in my thick semen.”

tinhboe


20. Women with tiny or almost no breasts.

“I’m insanely attracted to women with tiny or almost no breasts.”

Gimme-tiny-titties


21. I like to imagine having sex with an alien just so I could get a piece of whatever weird equipment he has.

“I stumbled upon a website that sold alien and monster inspired dildos. I never realized that was a fetish until I saw them. They were so interesting and grotesque. With weird lumps, tentacles, and shapes. I like to imagine having sex with an alien just so I could get a piece of whatever weird equipment he has.

Also, tentacle rape, but that’s pretty common these days. I think the thing that’s so hot about tentacles for me is that I’m the center of attention, being completely penetrated and dominated by something. And it’s not just all your holes being filled, it’s the thought of the tentacles being EVERYWHERE. Holding your arms down, your legs open, wrapped around your waist, and pulling your hair.”

DarkNFullOfSpoilers


22. I want to get dominated hardcore and beat by a cute girl in a maid outfit with cat ears.

“I want to get dominated hardcore and beat by a cute girl in a maid outfit with cat ears. I mean I don’t want to bleed or cry, just a healthy amount of beating, you know, to get the juices flowing.”

Jive-ass turkey


23. Breast expansion.

“Breast expansion.

The start/end size doesn’t matter, the attractiveness of the woman doesn’t matter. Just the act of them getting bigger revs my engine like nothing else.

Discovered it completely by accident cause my girlfriend wanted to show me Stardust, one of her favorite movies. There is a brief, second long shot where some witch uses magic to make herself younger, and her breasts briefly inflate. Holy shot I have never been turned on so fast.

I’ve only recently told my girlfriend. Her reaction was to arc her back and pull down her shirt a little bit in a way that made it seem like her breasts grew, and ask “Like this?”

Yes sweetie. Like that. She’s the one.”

Nitrostoat


24. I think it is super-hot when a girl badly needs to pee but has to wait.

“I think it is super-hot when a girl badly needs to pee but has to wait. So, not really a traditional watersports fetish. The way they get fidgety and distracted and eventually almost frantic? Unfortunately, it’s sort of rare to see in real life, save for some nights at the bar when the women’s bathroom line is long.”

rwfforever


25. Lactation.

“Lactation, the idea of drinking milk straight from a girl’s breast, or having a female partner drink from mine. Very unlikely to happen in reality though as I’m a lesbian.”

Emily_Starke


26. Breeding.

“This may sound basic but I have a breeding fetish. Love the idea of having raw unprotected sex, with the girl not on the pill with a chance of getting her pregnant. Just something very primal about it that gets me going.”

Harlequinphobia


27. Incest.

“Incest. It’s a shameful fetish for me that I wouldn’t even indulge with my SO if he were okay with it.

Edit: Perhaps I should clarify. My SO is not my sibling. When I said I could indulge in it with him, I meant by way of pretending.”

Huuballawick


28. Pregnant women.

“I am somewhat… uh… attracted? to, er, pregnant women. It makes no fucking biological sense, whatsoever. Maybe it’s because I hate children.”

9999monkeys


29. Facesitting.

“Facesitting. Being forced to smell a women’s ass, along with smothering via breasts, armpits, and stomachs.”

Hrothgarex


30. Bimbos.

“I consider myself a fairly ardent feminist and highly value intelligence and sincerity, but I have an absolutely crazy bimbo/bimbofication fetish. Big lips, big tits spilling out, caked in makeup, dyed blonde hair, the whole nine yards. Even better if I get to transform some normally brilliant, articulate, intellectual woman into a stammering, brainless cock-addict in both look and behavior. It’s been my biggest fetish for years now.”

AFetishThrowawayOK


31. Chicks with dicks. But only fucking other chicks.

“Chicks with dicks.

But only fucking other chicks.

Futa is weird.”

BrainShoes


32. Round, disproportionately huge bellies.

“I didn’t speak a word about my fetish to anyone until I was 26.

I like bellies. Round, disproportionately huge bellies. Tied with that is a fat/weight gain/ pregnancy fetish (which is because they in involve bellies.)

Surprisingly everyone I’ve told has had a better than expected reaction, though that may be just because the people I’ve chose to tell have been reasonable people.”

AMA, I guess?”

JuxtaTerrestrial


33. I want to be used by different guys against my will.

“Okay so yeah, might be a little basic, but I have a kidnap fetish. It’s more of a fantasy, and is oddly specific. Basically, I want to be used by different guys against my will. Or even by just one guy, as long as he wears some black, and makes himself clearly dominant. Being treated like dirt is a major turn on for me.”

-DancingForNoReason-


34. Braces on teeth.

“Braces on teeth.”

judasmaiden15


35. Cumflation.

“Futa cumflation is best.

The worst part about it is that it’s a completely impossible fetish as no human can generate that much cum, and no human body would be able to handle that much going in.”

SpaceAC


36. Making my partner jealous.

“I’d love to have my current partner post scandalous photos of myself, and get him off by the jealousy he will feel with other people lusting after me. I just feel like it would work amazingly in a sub/dom relationship, where he makes me his.”

GrafHanoverian


37. Girls that look like a young version of my mom.

“Girls that look like a young version of my mom. I’m usually into fat/chubby girls, but I realized that I was really attracted to certain thin women that all had a similar look. I feel gross even just typing this out :(”

Shrimpola_Cola


38. Watching women breastfeed in public.

“I’m kinda turned on by watching women breastfeed in public. No one else seems to think it’s erotic, which I understand it’s not supposed to be. Obviously, I fully support women having the right to breastfeed without having to cover up, but I lie about why I support it.”

communistmilk


39. Watching my husband fuck other women.

“I have lots but the one that stands out to me is watching my husband fuck other women.

Something about him getting other women off just does it for me.

Guess it helps that I’m attracted to certain women and love watching/participating.”

ShovelingSunshine


40. I’ve had a wedgie fetish for my entire life.

“I’ve had a wedgie fetish for my entire life. I don’t wanna write a massive wall of text but If anyone has questions I’m totally up for answering them. Well, I guess both receiving and giving, but I’ve had more fantasies about giving. There is totally wedgie porn, like a really large amount of it too. I’m pretty grateful that I’m in a situation where my fetish is supported and has a somewhat large community. Most is kinda cheesy, like ‘student didn’t do homework’ or ‘jock teases nerd’ or ‘group of friends gets into a wedgie war.’ I’m not really into that stuff as much as I was when I first discovered the whole thing. For me it’s mainly about the embarrassment. Like the idea of a girl getting wedgied in a supermarket or something, with bright embarrassing panties because it was laundry day. It’s really multi-faceted, I really don’t find thongs or thong wedgies attractive or hot. I’m completely 100% hetero when it comes to sex or anything in that realm, but I’m bi when it comes to wedgies or underwear humiliation. Tighty-whities.”

exmanisthebestman


41. Men in peril.

“Men in peril. But I don’t just mean in the sense of light impact play, I mean that I enjoy movies where, say, the lead guy is captured and tortured. Or he gets a horribly high fever and gets delirious. Or, as in the case with one of my favorite TV characters, he’s introduced being crucified, then has to keep walking despite a wound that keeps getting reopened and infected.

Sometimes the peril alone is enough, but I vastly prefer it if there’s someone there to take care of him/be worried about him. The aftercare is just as emotionally (and sexually) satisfying as the act itself.

Obviously it’s not something I’d want in real life (I’d be terrified if my boyfriend were actually kidnapped, for example), but it’s fun to watch and read about.”

boopbaboop


42. Mud/quicksand fetish.

“Mud/quicksand fetish. I’m kind of into the feeling and look of mud. Either myself or a girl being covered in it or, especially, sinking into mud that’s neck deep or over your head. I’ve always wanted to try that.”

psykitt


43. I want a Muslim girl with her hijab being the dirtiest she can be.

“I’m an atheist, so religion is/should be the one thing that turns me off. But…I want a Muslim girl with her hijab being the dirtiest she can be (it’s a sign of modesty and privacy, correct if I’m wrong) with me. For me, it’s always been Islamic girls that got the blood flowing. Nuns and shit, nah, but get a sexy Muslim girl wearing her headscarf, hell yeah!”

hiz1999


44. I love wearing a chastity cage around my dick so I can’t get an erection.

“I love wearing a chastity cage around my dick so I can’t get an erection and my wife has to unlock me if she wants to have sex.”

Smeman


45. A girl who will let me cut her and finger-paint on her body with her blood can get anything from me.

“Blood. It’s hard to get a conversation started about it, but a girl who will let me cut her and finger-paint on her body with her blood can get anything from me.”

Northsidebill1


46. I want to watch a woman pee and then be able to wipe for her.

“I’m a little embarrassed to admit it on here but I want to watch a woman pee and then be able to wipe for her.”

Crzy_Capt


47. My GOD I would love to be tied down and fucked until I can’t remember my own name.

“I’m a dom at heart, but my GOD I would love to be tied down and fucked until I can’t remember my own name. I also have a weird fetish for getting cold water poured directly into my vagina. Being forced to hold it and then release… I’m bisexual and yet I don’t like the sight of dicks, but being fucked by a dude seems pretty nice. I’m more attracted to women.”

deviltrap


48. I fantasize being sentenced to incarceration, beating, rape, forced chastity, humiliation and other things as punishment.

“Prison scenario, but not the usual ‘prison rape’ style. I fantasize being sentenced to incarceration, beating, rape, forced chastity, humiliation and other things as punishment.

and another one is so much more embarrassing. I’m turned on by men’s hairy armpits, so boys in tank top or sleeveless are extra hot to me.”

diepig2000


49. I’ve always wanted a grandma to seduce me.

“I’m not super weird we’ll maybe but since I was 18 I’ve always wanted a grandma to seduce me or even a mature woman. I’ve always wanted to be with older women and it’s my favorite go to fantasize about when jerking off.

But my other strange one is I’ve always wanted to be dominated by an older man and be face fucked by him. I love someone talkative during sex and I think I’d really like that coming from an older man using my mouth.”

Thisisnotmyrealsacc


50. Women’s used sanitary pads gave me a huge hard-on.

“Women’s used sanitary pads gave me a huge hard-on. I mean huge.”

chowchowthedog TC mark

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