17 Disgusting (But Sometimes Hilarious) Real-Life Horror Stories From The Porn Industry

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Found on AskReddit.

1. There was some fecal matter on his penis, which when he pulled out flung into the air and hit my face.

“I was a Production Assistant in porn for a few years and most of my job was holding a light near / on the penetration. So every once and a while I would get ‘hit’ with stuff but never on my skin except 1 time. A male performer pulled out during an anal scene with female performer and she didn’t properly prep the night before. There was some fecal matter on his penis, which when he pulled out flung into the air and hit my face. The director immediately called cut and everyone started laughing. The director then grabbed the still camera and took a photo of my face with fecal matter…wonderful.”

SuspectUsual


2. I scooped up a sliver of her uterus in my hand and ate it.

“I’ve done some work in ‘amateur’ looking productions (the company spent big money making it look as though it was all amateur productions). As we shot on site at a privately rented house the girls would often dash backwards and forth from the bathroom in between shoots to clean up etc. On one occasion I spotted something red and slimy on the tiles en route to the bathroom. After bending down and poking it I had the sudden realization what it was. I’d just poked a sliver of a girl’s uterus which must have come out during her period after removing the sponge en route to the bathroom. Knowing she’d be absolutely mortified if anyone found it I did the only thing I could. I delicately scooped it up into my hand and ate it.”

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3. The sponge had been up there for three weeks.

“So when a girl was on her period it was typical (or at least used to be) to just cram make up sponges up in her junk. We must have forgot to warn a new girl to count how many to fish out later, but eventually we got a call to pick her up because the male talent was refusing to perform with her because of a bad odor. One doctor trip later, the sponge had been up there for 3 weeks, just soaking up blood, jizz, and everything else.”

Zeyda


4. Along with the jizz came an unreasonable amount of blood.

“When I worked in film, I knew a dude who did post on small porn shoots. This may be the most disgusting thing I ever heard. The scene ended with a facial, but the guy must’ve had something wrong with. Real wrong. Along with the jizz came an unreasonable amount of blood. Apparently, no one mentioned it to the actress during the scene, as she did the classic post-facial cumplay. My friend now had to go in post and color correct the semen to hide the red spots for it to be released. So somewhere out there are some guys working one out to a cleaned-up Saw movie.”

Jwilliams2814


5. The time a mason jar shattered inside a guy’s butt.

“This one time this fucking director man I swear. He thought it would be a good idea to have a guy squeeze a mason jar into his anus and then he was gonna try to fuck a chick or something idk. So we hire this guy who really just needed the money but he swore he could pull it off. So flash forward to filming day and the scene starts. This dude is fucking pulling it off while we all stand around and wait. He gets the whole fucking thing in his butt and everyone is impressed he pulled it off. So he’s about to get up to move to the next scene and….The fucking glass shatters inside his butt. Everyone goes quiet and all you can hear is the glass hitting the floor. There was blood everywhere but no one’s talking, we just stood there and watched as this poor straight guy digs shards of glass out of his rectum. In retrospect the video got millions of views so everyone made some money off of it but Jesus that was horrible. Just goes to show that you always need to remember that in 1998 The Undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer’s table.”

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6. She was face-down and puked on the pillow, and the director didn’t even call cut.

“I used to do porn behind and in front of the camera about 8 years ago. I was on set with Briana Banks, and she was high in heroin and doing a double anal scene. She was face-down and puked on the pillow, and the director didn’t even call cut. He casually reached into the scene, turned the pillow over, and they just kept on filming.”

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7. This girl starts cumming, pulls his dick out of her and starts gushing blood all over him.

“My ex is the owner and male talent for a high-end massage oorn site. When I wasn’t shooting for other companies I would go help on his set. One day we were shooting this girl and during hardcore stills (just sex for pictures before the real thing) she started bleeding slightly. She said he had just finished her period so they cleaned up and kept going. Everything seemed fine. Cut to halfway through the hardcore video, reverse cowgirl; this girl starts cumming, pulls his dick out of her and starts gushing blood all over him. I’ve never seen so much blood before. She cups her hands under her trying to catch it but you can hear it with the contractions of her orgasm pushing it out like a waterfall. I’m still amazed he took it so well. He won’t shoot girls on their periods anymore.”

JWolff1513


8. She takes the butt dildo out of my hand AND PUTS THE FUCKING THING IN HER MOUTH.

“Shoot was a 10-girl orgy, shot in a hotel room. A couple of girls backed out at the last minute (I swear porn people can be the flakiest people in the world), but it was at a big convention so we had no trouble finding new girls with clean tests last minute. One of these last-minute girls is the star of this shitty story.

This particular girl is a huge fan of anal, but new to porn. She knew the drill, did her clean out, everything is good. We get into shooting and initially had two scenes going at once (couch was for squirting, bed for straight up sex play—yes, be wary of what is on your hotel furniture). There were four girls in the splash zone and six on the bed to start. We had three cameramen, one for splash zone, one for bed, and one floater. Now the scene is set.

I started in on this new girl and was super excited to do so. She is down to do just about anything and very vocal when she’s having fun. We had discussed a dildo DP prior to shooting and after a bit of warmup I got to stuffing her holes. Things are going great. We switch side of the bed because another girl wanted to get my girl off with a Hitachi while I DP’d her. This is where it all went wrong.

I feel something more slick on my hand with the butt dildo and look down. There was no smell so I was so confused when I saw this yellow/green stuff on my hand. Then it hit me. She’d had an accident. It happens. My instinct is to excuse myself from the scene briefly to wash my hands and drop the dirty dildo in the sink. I start some banter about getting a different toy when she takes the butt dildo out of my hand AND PUTS THE FUCKING THING IN HER MOUTH. She sucked it clean and swallowed with no second thoughts and I almost threw up in my mouth. She looked at me and asked me to just stick to vag. I opted to duck out, wash, gag, and go find a different girl to play with.

EtA: I never thought I’d see this day, but it has arrived. Now, the obligatory edits. RIP my inbox. Top rated comment is about a shitty dildo. I love you depraved fuckers, you’ve made my day happier for this. I’ve helped people reach the end of the internet and that is a crowning achievement!…

In addition, I have received repeated messages about a few things. Have some clarity. No, I will not reveal performer names. No, I am not a well-known performer. No, I do not work for a production company, I am strictly independently booked. And, yes, this really did happen.”

Ryveting


9. He’s decided he must remove the damn pimple.

“I watched my friend pull a sponge from a girl. See when filming porn it’s all about the time and place, not to mention a contract you may not want to break. So the actress was on her period and refused to do an anal only scene. That day I found out they do shove a sponge up there to stop the bleeding for a certain amount of time. Typically it has to be removed, then another placed back in. So a sponge got stuck in the actress, she couldn’t reach it. My friend who was also filming was a very small girl, think less than 5-foot-tall with size 4 feet. We all knew she had small hands. The director approached her and asked if she could try since she was tiny to reach up there and get it out. I am sitting there trying not to laugh at this entire situation, because seriously what else are you going to do but laugh. So my friend (the tiny one) got down on her knees and reaches up in there coming out with a bloody God damned sponge. I swear it made a splopping sound as it came out.

Now another thing some people are not aware of. You are told the minute you start to never pop a pimple or what may appear to be a pimple. Some of you may realize why, besides being kind of disgusting. Anyways while filming I was in between scenes doing stills. The dude had his shlong in the girl in that completely unnatural position, where she’s on all fours and he’s at a weird ass angle to the side, with just the tip of his dick in there while she looks like it’s fucking ecstasy. Anyways, I hear him a few times comment on a pimple on her ass, he’s right, it is there, but small and easily edited out, at least, for pictures, plus as you are told from the beginning. DON’T POP THE DAMN PIMPLE. Anyways this guy is just an ass about it, I worked with him a few times and can’t stand him (no, I am not naming names). Me and the guy doing the stills see that the actress is getting annoyed with the constant talk from this shitbird. We even tell him to just knock it off so we can get to filming. I watch as he reaches down looking like he’s grabbing her to really go at it, and realize that no, he’s decided he must remove the damn pimple. So he does, it freaking bleeds and everyone gets screamed at, because well, that finished shooting for that day. Luckily we actually didn’t get in trouble, the actress explained it all and the guy in charge told the guy he’d never be working with him again. I gotta say though, I respected the guy in charge for actually calling it quits and adhering to regulations, I saw a lot of things like that get broken all too often. Also, if you’re wondering why I say guy in charge, I have no idea if he was the director or producer, as he just seemed to go around the set telling everyone what to do and let me work on stuff by myself, with little intervention. However, I still cannot figure out why someone would pop another person’s pimple, like what the actual fuck.”

Morjin


10. Two minutes into the anal scene she starts dripping brown ass juice onto a white sofa.

“Before someone does an anal scene they usually do an enema to clean the ass out.

We were shooting this new girl and two minutes into the anal scene she starts dripping brown ass juice onto a white sofa (rented house).

The male pulls his cock and the girl must have squeezed her muscles and shot a huge stream of ass juice onto the sofa and floor. The smell was unbearable. It wasn’t your normal ass smell, this was 100x worse. I ran to the bathroom and threw up. The male performer was vomiting on the balcony. The girl was horrified but what could she do?

She was new to the business and didn’t allow the enema to fully drain. However, to date that was the worst smell I’ve ever smelled. It was like shit + death + rotten mean + spoiled milk. Just thinking about it is making me feel ill again.

Just imagine what a shit geyser would look like.”

HipsAndDrips


11. She falls forward and bangs her face of the night table and breaks her two front teeth and her nose.

“I was an actor in a few scenes a few years ago. We were doing a scene where this girl was standing over me and I had two fingers in her ass while eating her out. This was a scene with no cuts. She was multi orgasmic and after six orgasms, she starts getting shaky. As I look up, I see her eyes roll back and she blacks out. She falls forward and bangs her face of the night table and breaks her two front teeth and her nose, I think.

Needless to say, that scene was never released. She was compensated heavily for it, but I don’t know how much. She’s still doing porn and we still get together once in a while.”

dsza


12. Two weeks later, she was pissing in a bucket while fingering her ass…because someone paid her $20.

“We knew a girl who got caught up in the ‘camgirl’ craze. My husband and I have zero problem with sex workers, but we did gently warn this girl that ‘people will ask you to do things that will be on the internet—forever.’

She gave us a speech about how it was none of our business and that she had dignity and wouldn’t do anything that could impact future employment…blah blah blah.

Two weeks later, she was pissing in a bucket while fingering her ass…because someone paid her $20.”

PrincessBuzzkill


13. He cums blood all over her back.

“I guess now is the time to share this one. Ended up as a crew member on some porno shoots once. Got all the standard shots—it’s time to wrap it up and get the cum shot. It was back when we actually used film so we did not just press record and wait. We set up the shot and wait for him. Silently gazing up at the rafters and wondering what we will have for dinner as the guy is doing her from behind and he says to roll camera. Camera rolling, sound rolling…ready…all most there…and…he cums blood all over her back. The woman goes on acting for a while like she loves it, until she notices everyone gagging and she’s looking at the horror on our faces and going ‘What?’ and everybody just silently ignores her and walks off the set. The guy starts freaking out and going into a panic and the boss says to him, ‘well…that happens sometimes…but, you should maybe see a doctor’
The next day I’m like, Boss, what the fuck ‘that happens?’ And he says he made that part up to get him to calm down enough to get the fuck out of there. Such fond memories …”

Reflexonar


14. He proceeds to pull out a rotten used tampon that looked like it had been in there for at least a month.

“Now I want to preface this by saying I don’t typically work in porn, as I like to have some pride in my work, but work is work.

So I’m a behind the camera guy, not an actor, so already that’s a weird job, having to stay still and quiet while watching and recording two strangers fuck. It’s just weird.

Anyways, the worst one I worked on crew for was a simple straight guy and all gal just fucking, with a little bit of ass play. Now the set was already reeking of something horrible. It smelt like something died in there.

So anyways, the guys got her bent over, and is beginning to go to work, when he suddenly stops after a couple thrusts. I can’t remember what he exactly said, but it was something along the lines of ‘There’s something in my way.’

So the girls all confused, and has no idea what the guys talking about, and the director is getting impatient, so he gets the guy to get inside her and get back to work. So the guy goes another couple thrusts, and then stops again saying essentially the same thing, ‘there’s something in my way.’

So the director has the gal spread her legs, and digs his fingers up inside of her, and then proceeds to pull out a rotten used tampon that looked like it had been in there for at least a month and he immediately dropped it in shock and disgust. And then the smell hit us.

The director immediate bailed out of the room, and made a beeline for the bathroom, gagging and trying not to throw up all over the floor. We were all pretty close behind him after that, as no one could stand being around that thing. You see that smell that I mentioned earlier, that was coming from the tampon. It smelt so bad while it was buried inside her, I thought it was the room. Imagine how bad it smelt when it was out in the open.

The poor gal had no idea it was up there and was in a total state of shock, the other actor was having a hard time keeping down his lunch, and honestly so were the sound guy and I, it was the worst thing we ever smelt.

And that’s why I don’t do porn anymore.”

MemezAreDreamz


15. All that white gunk on his dick was smegma.

“My friend does porn and sometimes pays me to drive her around and assist her. I was on a porn set this one time. Nice house in the hills of Los Angeles. The male talent is late. Finally he shows up. So things start shooting. She strokes him. My friend is about to go in for a blowjob. Dude is uncircumcised. But the cameraman stops and says hold on. And asks the guy what is that white gunk on his dick. It was smegma. Apparently guy had just flown in and hadn’t showered for days. So production has to stop while this guy showers and cleans his dick. If you are having sex for a living you have to be clean.”

exix702


16. She started to shit and vomit everywhere at the same time.

“So I was attending a porn shoot with my friend (he does the filming) as I was curious about how it all worked and was somewhat considering joining the porn industry. Well everything is going fine the guy is bangin’ this chick real hard and apparently she had the flu that day and started to shit and vomit everywhere at the same time. Good hell just imagine a mixture of shit and vomit mixing together all over the nice white bed! I feel sorry for the poor bastard who lived there who rented it to them, and OMG the fucking smell was godawful! The runs and vomit do not make a great combination smell.”

C0MB4T


17. She sneezed a fat rope of my jizz that had been resting in her sinuses all over him.

“I shot a home movie with a friend who wanted to fuck on camera, it was some nice cowgirl and to finish she blew me off, it was all going fine till she decided as an amateur ‘Hey why don’t I take this guy’s dick all the way down my throat?’ I’m no porn star maybe a touch above average so I didn’t think it was a big deal but clearly neither was she because when while I was finishing her eyes started watering and it led to the biggest coughing fit I’ve ever seen. After she wiped her maroon eyes and had a minute to cool off she told me to come with her downstairs for a breezer, her fifteen-year-old brother was there playing just cause, she sneezed on him, she sneezed a fat rope of my jizz that had been resting in her sinuses all over him. I till date cannot look the boy in the eyes.”

Jeetuprime TC mark

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