1. He made a full-sized mannequin wearing my clothes and shoes.
“Broke up with a guy after a short time of dating and found out he still had a few of my clothes. When I asked for them he kept stalling and making excuses. He then sent me a picture of his tribute to me. He made a full-sized mannequin wearing my clothes and shoes, a wig with my hair color and style and put it in his living room. Nope! I blocked everything from him after that.”
2. She would sign her letters in blood.
“I dated a girl in high school who, whenever she was pouring her heart out over something that was upsetting her about us in a letter, would sign it with her blood. I was with that girl for a year and a half…”
3. She had carved my name into her stomach with a razor.
“This girl I dated in high school cheated on me, so I broke up with her. About a week later she came up to me, begging for me to take her back. After I kept telling her no she pulled up her shirt halfway. She had carved my name into her stomach with a razor and said she would do anything for me. Needless to say I did not speak with her again.”
4. She carved my name into her forearm with a razor blade and added some nice crosses on both sides.
“She carved my (pretty long) name into her forearm with a razor blade and added some nice crosses on both sides. She then proceeded to send it to me in a text message and turned off her phone.”
5. He blew up a huge picture of me on his bedroom wall and you could see it very clearly from the street.
“He blew up a picture of me. About 30 pages of A4 made this picture. He put it on his bedroom wall and you could see it very clearly from the street.”
6. He got my signature tattooed on his wrist.
“After breaking up, my ex got my signature tattooed on his wrist. He got it off our old lease agreement. I think I felt more embarrassed that my name was on him than I think he did when he realized how dumb that was.”
7. He would hide behind a garbage can and watch me get off the bus and go home. He also carved my name on his leg.
“I was a freshman with a broken heart and there was a guy who was into me. He helped me through my breakup and we ended up dating for a while. He later confessed to me that he would hide behind a garbage can and watch me get off the bus and go home. He also carved my name on his leg. I hope it didn’t scar because that would be awkward to explain to his special someone.”
8. A car hit him, and all he could think of was me.
“A guy let me a declaration on my voicemail, it was the day of my wedding. ‘Today a car hit me, my head fell in the ground with a terrible noise and at this right moment I thought about you…’”
9. He mailed me his WHOLE toenails that he ripped off his toes with a pair of pliers.
“I had a guy mail me his toenails…not just the clippings, but the WHOLE nails that he ripped off his toes with a pair of pliers. He was kinda creepy, especially because we were just friends and I had a boyfriend the whole time I knew him.”
10. He sang ‘Thinking out Loud’ by Ed Sheeran to me at the top of his lungs (he can’t sing at all) in front of everyone at Waffle House.
“He sang ‘Thinking out Loud’ by Ed Sheeran to me at the top of his lungs (he can’t sing at all) in front of everyone at Waffle House and made direct eye contact with me for the entirety of the song….He then proceeds to stand up in front of his friends and tell me how much he loves me. I’m already red faced. He then starts to sing. He never sang in front of me before. He sounded like someone was murdering a herd of livestock.”
11. He wrote me super sad poetry and gave me drawings of himself holding roses and crying a single tear.
“He wrote me super sad poetry and gave me drawings of himself holding roses and crying a single tear. I had already told him I didn’t like him that way five times, he would leave this stuff on my car.”
12. He stood up and recited a Shakespeare monologue to me while I sat on his bed not knowing what to say.
“Stood up and recited a Shakespeare monologue to me while I sat on his bed not knowing what to say.”
13. She drugged me, pre-recorded a murder confession, then held a knife to my throat while playing it for me.
“Faked a coma, wrote me emails impersonating one of her friends to tell me about said coma….Faked a pregnancy, lured me to her city of residence, drugged me, pre-recorded a murder confession, then held a knife to my throat while playing it for me.”
14. He proceeded to stab himself in the arm with an icepick.
“When I was in high school, my ex-boyfriend camped outside my house after I broke up with him. He barged into the house when he thought I was alone (my best friend was there). Then he threatened to hurt himself if I didn’t get back with him. Of course I told him no, so he proceeded to stab himself in the arm with an icepick. My best friend (female) tackled and subdued him. My parents got home and we all took him back to his house and had a very long talk with his parents. Never seen him since.”
15. He pretended I hit him with my car and acted like he was dying so people would call 911.
“Told him I wouldn’t date him so he rode his bike into the front of my truck while I was going like 5mph in a parking lot, dramatically threw himself over my hood and acted like he was dying so people would call 911. He thought he could guilt me into dating him. It didn’t work.”
16. She wrote me a letter with her name signed in blood to prove to me she loved me.
“Had a HS gf carve my initials into her ankle then she wrote me a letter with her name signed in blood to prove to me she loved me. Yeah I noped the fuck outta that one real quick.”
17. He printed out a picture of my face and masturbated to it and then jizzed on it.
“He printed out a picture of my face and masturbated to it and then jizzed on it. I don’t think I’ve ever told anyone and I never requested it either??? I was just freaked out.”
18. He licked me from the tip of my chin to the tip of my nose.
“The time I was on a Plenty of Fish date and the guy went in for what I thought was a kiss. He licked me from the tip of my chin to the tip of my nose…I noped right out of there in a hurry.”
19. He gave me paintings he made out of his own blood.
“He gave me paintings he made out of his own blood. They looked like a 2nd grader made them but we were in high school.”
20. He got a tattoo of our ‘friend-iversary’ date tattooed above his dick. We never dated.
“He got a tattoo of our ‘friend-iversary’ date tattooed above his dick. We never dated. We talked about it when I was 16 and he was 20, then I decided not to. Now he hates me, but he still has that ridiculous tattoo. (AND I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT DAY IT IS, IT’S FUCKED UP).”
21. He had his mom call me and ask me if he could have another chance.
“I dated a guy in high school a few times and decided not to go out with him anymore after he drove out to a dark road and tried the old ‘put out or get out’ thing. I told him to get bent and jogged home. Anyway, he had his mom call me and ask me if he could have another chance.
When that didn’t work, he sneaked out of the house and put Valentine message hearts all over the hood of my car in the shape of a heart for me to find the next morning. Unfortunately, it rained and I didn’t discover the hearts until they had melted in the rain and then been baked into my car paint by the sun.
After I threw a fit about my car, he got his buddies together and they all sang ‘You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling’ to me in the cafeteria.”
22. He was in the trunk, crying and begging me to get back with him.
“I broke up with my boyfriend of three years in high school. His older sister drove to my house and asked me to sit in her car and talk about it. She was cool, so I did. After trying to persuade me to take him back, and me strongly refusing she tells me she has something for me in the trunk. We get out, go back and open the trunk and he is in the trunk. Crying and begging me to get back with him. I refused.
I broke up with him because he cheated on me. It was right before senior prom and I already had another date who is now my husband so that turned out well!”
23. At the first date, he bought me a mug that said ‘I love you a latte.’
“Well, I just went on a date where a guy bought me a gift basket (after meeting me once for an hour) with a mug in it that said ‘I love you a latte.’ He proceeded to talk about us having sex through the whole dinner, and said ‘you’re really doin’ it for me right now.’ He jokingly said I could check and see if he had a boner under the table. There was more awkward af stuff, but definitely not a second date.”
24. She sniffed my socks and said in front of my parents and grandparents, ‘ahhhh sweet nectar.
“Sniffed my socks I just took off. The he says in front of my parents and grandparents, ‘ahhhh sweet nectar.’”
25. Told me she was pregnant when no she fucking wasn’t.
“Told me she was pregnant when no she fucking wasn’t.”
26. She stole my favorite book. That and her death threats.
“Girlfriend stole my favorite book, put lipstick kisses and oil all over the maps and prologue. I had that book for years. Was certainly the reason we broke up. That and her death threats.”
27. He left a rose on my doorstep with a torn piece out of The Crow graphic novel that said ‘My valentine has hollow eyes.’.
“I broke up with someone (after he previously wouldn’t accept the breakup), and he left a rose on my doorstep with a torn piece out of The Crow graphic novel that said ‘My valentine has hollow eyes.’”
28. Left roses and death threats on my bed.
“Left roses and death threats on my bed. He seemed genuinely surprised that this did not win me over.”
29. A woman once wrote a play about me and had it performed at university second year.
“A woman once wrote a play about me and had it performed at university second year. There was an entire drama department involved and it was performed in front of hundreds of people. To say it was awkward is an understatement.”
30. She comes out with her wrist dripping blood and tells my family and I we are the reason she hurts herself.
“My gf of two years in high school cheated on me so I broke up with her. She became a complete stalker and would wait outside my house in her car about every day waiting for me to get home from school, practice, or just being out with friends on a Saturday night.
One night I noticed her parked down the street from my house when I was pulling into my driveway. I opened the garage, drove in and immediately closed it once I knew my car was clear of the door. She fucking ran from her car so fast to try and get in the garage before it closed. She DOVE under the garage door and slid on the floor just so she could have an attempt to spill her sob story again.
I yelled for my parents to come down, which they did. My parents called my ex’s parents telling them she was being crazy at our house and asked they come get her as she was crying hysterically and shouldn’t drive. When her parents said they’d be right over, my ex excused herself to use the restroom. Fast forward 5 minutes, she comes out with her wrist dripping blood and tells my family and I we are the reason she hurts herself. She took my shaving razor apart in my bathroom and thought by hurting herself it would make me feel really bad for her and want to be with her again.
Her parents immediately took her out of school and she was checked into a facility for about a month to help her cope with her issues.
This happened over 10 years ago, and both of us have since moved on. The breakup really messed her up for a few years, but I personally think she had serious issues that were never resolved and everything hit the fan all at once for her. She developed a heroin addiction shortly after we broke up, she became the town bicycle, and eventually went to a really intense drug rehab program for several months.
I haven’t stayed in contact with her, but I hear she has a new life now and appears to be doing better. I went on to college, dated a handful of girls after her, and am now married to the same girl I dated most of college.”
31. This drunken psycho girl tried to serenade me, but she forgot which apartment I lived in.
“Had this drunken psycho girl come to my old apartment building to try and serenade me. She had forgotten what apartment I was in and ended up going to each apartment and playing outside their doors until someone finally called the cops.”
32. I had a girl in elementary school wear a pair of lamb pajamas on pajama day (my last name is lamb).
“I had a girl in elementary school wear a pair of lamb pajamas on pajama day (my last name is lamb), and wrote my first name all over her shirt.”
33. A 42-year-old woman tried to get me in the sack as proof of how much she loved me…I was 15.
“A 42-year-old woman tried to get me in the sack as proof of how much she loved me when I told her she was just a friend.
I was 15.”
34. He tried persuading my grandma that I gave him an STD.
“I broke up with him after a long on again off again relationship. He still continued to call me every day and leave messages. Many months later I moved on and got into a serious relationship with someone else and was happy. One early morning, I was at work but away from my desk. One of the IT guys found me and gave me my phone saying it was ringing NONSTOP. It was the ex. As I went to open my phone he was calling me. I picked up only for him to tell me that I gave him an STD and his GRANDMOTHER is in the background saying ‘yea u gave him something’ but I can hear him in the background saying right grandma she gave me an STD. I have never in my life had an STD and told him we haven’t been together for almost a year and knew it wasn’t me! You know what he said? It’s OK the doctor said its curable come to dinner with me to tonight. I hung up, changed my number, made an appointment to prove I do not have anything, and called my boyfriend to let him know what just happened.
Doctor said I was clean and I should consider a restraining order as this was not the first time he heard of a situation like this to keep a girlfriend/boyfriend.”
35. My colleague, on my second day of a new job, used the whiteboard to draw a stick figure illustration of the two of us and our future kids.
“My colleague, on my second day of a new job, used the whiteboard to draw a stick figure illustration of the two of us and our future kids.”
36. Woke up in the morning, had a solid 40 missed calls.
“My ex and I were long distance. He was extremely unstable (he told me he loved me…two hours after we met. Didn’t even know my first name). One night, we got into a fight, and I told him I was going to bed. He kept calling me over and over, and around the third or fourth time I put my phone on silent. I told him I needed to sleep, and to stop calling me.
Fell asleep. Woke up in the morning, had a solid 40 missed calls. And the only reason he stopped calling me? My sister and I were sharing a room at the time, and she saw that he was calling, and she answered and tried to talk to him to calm him down. They were on the phone for about an hour, I think.”
37. There was a tear-stained letter and some scratch-off lottery tickets for my birthday—some of which he’d already scratched off.
“My ex and I used to share an apartment. When we split up (I broke up with him after he pulled some shit, but that’s another story), he moved in with his parents and I kept the place. He returned his key to me. I walked past the front door one day and noticed an envelope had been slid under the door at some point while I was home. The only thing written on it was my first name. I opened it. There was a very messy, clearly tear-stained letter wishing me a happy birthday and telling me how much I was missed. There were about 10 scratch-off lottery tickets for my birthday. Thing is, he was 2 weeks off on my birthday and had partially scratched off a few of the tickets. I know some of these stories are much worse, but it weirded me out.”
38. ‘Jumped off the pier’ when I broke up with him. Twice.
“‘Jumped off the pier’ when I broke up with him. Twice. Bearing in mind the pier is about 6ft high at the beach end. I said it then, I’ll say it again now: lol.”
39. After hanging out with him twice he told me he said my skin was so soft that he wanted to wear it.
“After hanging out with him twice he told me he said my skin was so soft that he wanted to wear it. He told me he wrote to his grandmother about how I was ‘the one.’ When I stopped answering his calls, he sent me a Facebook message saying I changed his life, how he was planning to shoot up a mall before he met me. He also advised my now-husband to kill himself. Always follow your gut. If someone seems crazy, don’t hang out with them just to be nice.”
40. She moves to FL and gets a house in the SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.
“SO and I live in Florida. An ex of his back in Pennsylvania discovers we are married and loses her shit. She moves to FL and gets a house in the SAME NEIGHBORHOOD. She then shows up at our workplace almost every day for about a week. She leaves ‘gifts’ on and around his car. We’re talking fucking weird shit y’all including dirty panties and a latex animal face mask (like something you’d wear on Halloween). She harassed employees for information about us at the place SO and I worked. Eventually she was banned from the building. All of this is in addition to hundreds of texts, phone calls, voicemails all begging him to ‘come back’. Every time SO blocked her number she got a new number. I think one of the last things we heard from her was that she met someone and was ‘moving on’. We’ve since relocated for work and laugh about it all now but holy shit it was scary dealing with that level of psycho.”
41. ‘Please don’t go! I’ll take you on a cruise!’
“I was this guy’s first girlfriend and in the process of breaking up with him (sitting next to him on the bed and telling him it wasn’t working out and I wasn’t happy and I was ending the relationship), he clutched my arm and wouldn’t let go. I kept saying listen, this is over, I’m going now, and he kept hanging onto my arm with both arms and begging for a second chance. The kicker? ‘Please don’t go! I’ll take you on a cruise!’ Uh, thanks but no thanks.
42. He got a tattoo of my name on his arm. We only made out once at a party.
“He got a tattoo of my name on his arm. We only made out once at a party and I had no interest to date but apparently he took it to heart. It was embarrassing to have to tell people he was not my boyfriend and they would look at me like I had three heads. They would be like ‘Damnnnnn, you are either a real bitch or you sucked his dick to make him fall that hard for you that he tatted your name on his arm!’ And I’m all like, ‘no, we just made out at a party and I never even touched his dick but apparently he’s a psychopath.’
This followed me around for years as I was raised in a small town.”
43. She told me, ‘You make my giney throb.’
“I had gone on two dates with this one girl. She was friends with my female roommate at the time. I was out with a couple friends, and we decided to come back to my place to get ready for going out to the bars. We walk into my bathroom (brush teeth, comb hair, cologne, etc) and on both mirrors, scrawled in lipstick, is this long message about being in love with me.
The worst part was one specific phrase that topped the awkward charts. ‘You make my giney throb.’
Apparently ‘Giney’ was some weird slang for vagina.
I caught hell over that for the better part of a month from my friends.”
44. He wrote a song the lyrics was something like ‘you made me shrimp fried rice and we dance all night’ cause you know I’m Asian.
“He wrote a song the lyrics was something like ‘you made me shrimp fried rice and we dance all night’ cause you know I’m Asian. Here is the link to the song.
45. Ex-girlfriend broke into my apartment and used my pillow to pleasure herself.
“In college, ex-girlfriend broke into my apartment and used my pillow to pleasure herself. I come home to a very embarrassed woman. I had to move away just to leave the crazy behind.”
46. This poor soul proceeds to show me all of the piercings he got. For me. Ears, eyebrow, tongue, nipples and cock.
“Hooked up with a dude one night that wound up being my friend’s cousin.
No big deal, right? Not according to him. He tells everyone I’m his girlfriend. Am not. This dude starts calling constantly and is just too much. It’s quiet for a few weeks when he calls me crying. He has to see me. No he doesn’t I say. He has something he needs to show me. No, he doesn’t.
Six hours later there’s a knock at the door. Poor guy walked over 20 miles to get to my house to show me his big surprise.
This poor soul proceeds to show me all of the piercings he got. For me. Ears, eyebrow, tongue, nipples and cock.
While showing me his new nipple gear he exposes all of his new tattoos that he got. For me. Back in the 90s every one was getting sun and moon tats. Kinda like the Sublime sun. Well, he had gotten a huge sun on one arm and moon on the other. His back was covered in giant tree. That was a really cool piece in all honesty.
Anyways, I explain again that we are not dating and will not be in the future. His newfound edginess did not change it.
I then had to borrow a car to drive him home while he sat silent. My buddy, his cousin, called me later saying he was crying and destined to win me back. Never saw him again.”
47. The thing is, he didn’t go to my college and had no idea what my class schedule was.
“After trying to break up with him, to him refusing, I asked him if we could be still together but have some space. He was a drunk and had violent tendencies so I had to tread lightly. But that worked. I talked to and saw him less and less. It was around 3 weeks since we had seen each other when I was leaving college one afternoon at the start of the semester, I walked up to my car, in one of the 5 lots, to see it silly stringed with cards and balloons attached to it. The card said something like, ‘I love seeing this side of you…so beautiful walking around campus.’ The thing is, he didn’t go to my college and had no idea what my class schedule was. I pretended to be really happy as I looked around to see if I could find him but I was pretty terrified.”
48. A teacher caught Debbie breaking into my girlfriend’s locker with a small container of Drano that she had planned to put in my girlfriend’s water bottle.
“I was a junior in high school when I noticed this obese girl (we’ll call her Debbie) being picked on. I was being nice and tried to console her afterwards. I cheered her up and went on about my business. For the next month she kept leaving me these long 10-15 page love letters in my locker. This went on until I got a girlfriend and decided to tell Debbie she should stop. I was very nice about it but she did not take it well at all. After I told her she’d just say things like ” I know you don’t mean that and she’s nothing to you”. She eventually started stalking me and my girlfriend through the halls. If I was at lunch I would catch her spying on me, waiting outside the bathrooms, etc and all the while leaving notes. My girlfriend got tired of this and confronted her. The day after she did Debbie cut her tires, smashed her windows and keyed her car. We went to the school who alerted the authorities but nothing was done except a warning because we couldn’t prove it was her. Fast forward to the end of the year and all of the above is still going on. It came to a stop though when a teacher caught Debbie breaking into my girlfriend’s locker with a small container of Drano that she had planned to put in my girlfriend’s water bottle. She was only giving probation BUT she was forced to move schools. When her parents came that day here father tried to attack me and was saying that I had led his daughter on and I was framing her. After that day though, I never had a problem again.”
49. He proceeds to Photoshop his face on a photo with my ex-husbands and 2 kids.
“I helped this guy buy a house. We started dating. Then he proceeds to Photoshop his face on a photo with my ex-husbands and 2 kids. And when he confronted him about it, he told me he bought us tickets to Jamaica without asking me if I can go.”
50. Wrote a love song entirely comprised of the words ‘I love you’ that was four minutes long.
“Stayed out in front of my house for hours.
Wrote a love song entirely comprised of the words ‘I love you’ that was four minutes long.
Brought me a mouse in his pocket because I said I liked mice a year ago.
Offered to pay me to have sex with him then got mad that I didn’t ‘take it as a compliment.’
Spent an entire bus ride comparing me to a goddess character he had created and I think fantasized about sexually.
Sent one of those ‘jack off tributes’ to my work email.
The list goes on. ALL DIFFERENT GUYS.”
51. He spent his days parked across the street from my house.
“A guy I dated for two months and broke up with, spent his days parked across the street from my house.
When he was informed (by the peace officer who lived next door), that his presence outside my home was no longer wanted, he decided to up his game.
He ran into the restaurant where we both worked during a dinner rush. He uncapped two economy sized bottles of aspirin and a bottle of water and proceeded to chug most of it down in the center of the dining room after screaming my name for a few seconds.
We were not so entertained. We had to Bissell sweep the remaining pills. He didn’t show up for his regular shift. His family couldn’t understand why I wouldn’t visit him in the hospital, or, why my restaurant got a restraining order. They didn’t understand why he was fired after running out to his car and then ramming my boss’s car during his subsequent exit and driving escapade.
I heard they let him recover from kidney failure before jailing him for the DUI and hit and run. So he had that going for him.”
52. He ended up believing he sold my soul to the devil/god who was living inside of my boyfriend’s body in a past life and the way to fix all of it was for us all to die.
“So, after moving when I was 14 he was the first person I met and was essentially my best friend for several years. He had a thing for me; I did not feel the same. He would insist on carrying my books home, would wait for me to wake up to hang out, and even went as far as wearing a shirt with my name on it to school, which I made clear was not okay. So years later I am in a long term relationship and he moved into my house (my at-the-time boyfriend’s call not mine). In the end he ended up believing he sold my soul to the devil/god who was living inside of my boyfriend’s body in a past life and the way to fix all of it was for us all to die. After a lot of crying, I disconnected my phone and didn’t get a new one and left all of social media for a couple years.”
53. He started saying things like, ‘I’ll only eat today if you tell me it makes you happy.’
“I started dating this guy who I was on the debate team with my junior year of high school. I was his first girlfriend, and he was very clingy. In a bizarre turn of events, his best friend and another buddy of mine from the debate team died from a drug related accident a couple months into our relationship.
He kinda went off the deep end, started talking about us getting married and our future together (we were 16). He got clingier and clingier and started obsessing over getting my approval for his actions. At this point, I was planning on breaking up with him, and he knew it. It was seriously bad for both of our mental health.
Then he started saying things like, ‘I’ll only eat today if you tell me it makes you happy. I won’t skip school today if you tell me it makes you happy,’ really creepy and guilt-trippy things to try to get me to stay with him based on guilt. We were all worried he might commit suicide, and if he did he said he would blame it on me not loving him enough. I eventually broke up with him, because that shit was crazy, and he turned the entire debate team against me. I switched schools the next year though, haven’t heard from him since. You win some, you lose some.”
54. He was willing to die if he didn’t have me.
“He was willing to die if he didn’t have me.
I found out he cheated on me (knocked up his best friend’s wife), and we were young but engaged. When he pulled up to my house to apologize, I gave him his ring back. He wouldn’t accept it, I told him whatever, I don’t want it anymore. Now, at the end of my street was a dike next to the river, and the road went up and over to a recreational park between the dike and the river. He pulled away in his car, drove to the opposite end of the street, turned around, and floored the gas. By the time he hit the dike he had to have been doing about 60-70 mph, and he caught really good air before crashing into trees on the other side. He spent a couple of days in the hospital, where I brought all the stuff he had bought for me over time and dropped it off. Never saw him again after that.”
55. He busts in with a knife screaming ‘I LOVE YOU lollipop!!!’
“A guy I was pretty close friends with in high school (he was several years older and out of school), let’s call him Steve, told me he liked me but the feeling wasn’t mutual. I just wanted to be friends, but I was a silly teenager so instead of telling him I just wasn’t into him, I told him I just wasn’t ready for any kind of relationship.
One time when I was at his house I ended up losing my keys and I never found them. Huge pain in the butt having to get new car and house keys. It was super weird that they never turned up.
Fast forward 6 months and I start dating another guy and he’s at my house watching a movie with me in my room. I kept getting repeated phone calls from Steve and crazy text messages about how he’s in love with me and he knows that I have this other guy over my house blah blah.
I ignore him and brush it off until I hear his car pull up in front of my apartment. The front door of the apartment complex is a big heavy dead bolted door that you need a key for so while I am kinda freaked out that he just showed up, I assume he can’t get in because he doesn’t have a key. I deadbolt my actual apartment door and figure I’m safe inside. That’s when I hear him open the main building door and start walking up the stairs. Then he proceeds to unlock my apartment door and come rushing inside with a knife, trying to attack the guy I have over, screaming I LOVE YOU lollipop!!! I called 911 and he ended up being arrested in the woods behind the complex.
Turns out the fucker had stolen my keys 6 months earlier and held onto them that entire time waiting for a reason to use them… I had absolutely no idea. Totally got a restraining order on him and never spoke to him again.”
56. The day after our first date he already had my name carved in his belt buckle.
“Guy asked me out on a date in high school, I said yes. Literally the next day he showed up to school and had my name carved in his belt buckle. We hadn’t even gone on the date yet….Then on the date he talked about how he bashed in his ex’s mailbox cause her dad was a jerk…needless to say we didn’t have any more dates.”
57. She tattooed my full name on her pelvis. My full name is eighteen letters.
“So I had been dating this girl for about two years… One Christmas she tells me she got me a present… It was my full name tattooed on her pelvis… I did not ask for this nor ever mentioned anything close to that…And the kicker… My full first and last name are 18 letters!”
58. He literally wrote a book about me. He published it and everything and left a copy in my mail box.
“I was dating this guy, but after a few dates I told him I didn’t like him. He literally wrote a book about me. He published it and everything and left a copy in my mail box. The book was a collection of texts I’ve sent to him during that month we’ve been dating, along with a description of his feelings for me. The cringe was real.”
59. He bought me a bird. A fucking bird.
“Went on a couple dates with a guy.
He bought me a bird.
A fucking bird.
He showed up at my house with a budgie and cage. Something about my spirit animal and the blue of my eyes.
I already had 2 dogs and a cat.
I ended it there. Told him to take the bird with him.”
60. She used blood to paint a small heart with our initials inside.
“A bit late to the party, but when I was in about 6th grade, there was this really weird girl who was infatuated with me. I wasn’t looking for a relationship, being in 6th grade and all, so she took a picture of me and somehow got it onto a shirt. She would knock on my door and stay there for hours on end waiting for me. What really freaked me out was that she made a large cat along my cat’s body and used blood or something very similar to paint a small heart with our initials inside. I know because she admitted to it the next day. Was a really messed up experience.”