1. Attention, guys: MAKE NOISE.
“As a guy: Make noise. I’ve gotten so much feedback from girls ever since I started grunting and heaving and talking during sex that they love to hear that what they’re doing is getting me off.”
2. When you’re riding a guy, don’t go up and down; go back and forth.
“When you’re riding a guy, don’t go up and down like a pogo unless your sitting straight up, you have to lean forward, rock your hips back and forth and if you go up, come down at a curve toward his hips, having a landing pad behind your booty gives you a push so you bounce rather than destroy your quads trying to ride him, it makes it easier when he has his legs bent rather than starfished out so his hips cup your butt. Ask him to just push up when you come down so you have extra bounce when you go up.”
3. Press your pubic bone to her clitoris in missionary when thrusting.
“Press your pubic bone to her clitoris in missionary when thrusting. Not hard, just do that gentle hip rocking. (practice planks)”
4. Lick the ‘V’ under his head during a blowjob.
“When giving a blowjob, if he is circumcised lick the ‘V’ under the head, it’ll drive him insane.”
5. Use the same muscle you use to stop peeing to delay ejaculation.
“As a male you can train your body to hold the ejaculation. Basically the same muscle you use to stop peeing you squeeze just before orgasm. It’s the ejaculation that resets the clock. Hopefully though you don’t need to use this.”
6. Keep rubbing her clit gently after she cums, and she’ll keep cumming.
“If you’re getting your girl off rubbing her clit, don’t just stop after she cums. If you be very very gentle, you can stay on it then increase the intensity slightly and make her cum at least another couple of times pretty easily. The more erotic you make the movements, and the more you get into it, the better she’ll cum. If we’re drunk, I can get my GF off 4 or 5 times like that pretty easily….then you’re pretty much free to whatever you like after that lol.”
7. When she’s riding you reverse cowgirl, put your legs on top of hers instead of hers on top.
“When she’s riding you reverse cowgirl, put your legs on top of hers instead of hers on top, changes the game.”
8. When your man starts to really get into the blowjob, introduce the simultaneous handjob.
“When your man starts to really get into the blowjob, introduce the simultaneous handjob…aaand blast off.”
9. Draw circles with your tongue on the tip of his cock while sucking it.
“Best tip ever is to be enthusiastic! Drawing circles with your tongue on the tip of his cock while sucking it at the same time is a pretty popular one, too.”
10. Try spooning and rubbing her entire body, especially her front side.
“Try spooning and rubbing her entire body, especially her front side. Tensions rise astronomically.”
11. If a woman is on top, put a pillow under your butt.
“If a woman is on top, put a pillow under your butt. It will give you better depth and give her an easier time maneuvering.”
12. While fingering a girl’s G-spot, put some pressure on her pelvis on the spot that makes her feel like she has to pee.
“When you’re fingering a girl’s G-spot while she’s laying down, put some pressure on her pelvis, on the spot that makes you feel like you have to pee (just push on yourself a bit to get a good idea of where exactly to push). She’ll start speaking fucking tongues….
Pushing gently down on the lower abdomen, just above the pelvic bone puts pressure on the bladder and everything else. Fingering the G-spot internally with gentle exterior pressure feels incredible.
Since we need a visual map-stick your dominant fingers inside while laying above or beside ya lady. Knuckles down, find her g-spot, rougher tissue on the front wall of her vagina, like you are motioning someone to ‘come here.’ Then, with your other hand, press down gently, lower abdomen, about 4-5 inches below her belly button at the same time. Gentle is the key, if she wants it rougher, she’ll tell you.”
13. When her orgasm starts, keep doing exactly whatever you’re doing.
“When her orgasm starts, keep doing exactly whatever you’re doing until she’s done.”
14. Manually stimulate the clitoris during sex.
“It’s OK to manually stimulate the clitoris during sex, often times it’s appreciated.”
15. Quit worrying about how you look.
“Maybe not a tip from some authoritative source like Cosmo or Playboy or Reddit or whatever, but as a woman what time and experience have taught me is that not tripping about how you look to the guy and just relaxing into it is how to enjoy it most and how your partner will enjoy it most. I’d love to say this to me of 25 years ago: ‘Girlfriend if y’all are naked together and he’s about to go inside you, he absolutely gives zero fucks if you’re sucking in your stomach or not, if you shaved your legs that day or not, or if your bra is from KMart or Victoria’s Secret. He may not be falling in love with you, but he’s down to fuck you, so just enjoy and roll with it.’ It’s been my experience that the guy has more fun, too, when you’re not tripping about how you look and are just getting really into it.”
16. Work on cardio and your core more.
“Work on cardio and your core more. It helps with stamina when she’s really asking for it.”
17. You can never use too much lube.
“When it comes to anal and lube: less is NOT more. More may be enough, but more that that is probably best.”
18. Reach for the bit that feels like stroking wet corrugated cardboard, ridges and all.
“During an ill-conceived oral event, I was told ‘put your fingers in.’ Haven’t strayed since. Reach for the bit that feels like stroking wet corrugated cardboard, ridges and all. Also, don’t speed up, keep the rhythm. You don’t speed up when you’re stroking it, you hold the beat because it’s the sweet spot. We’re not so different, her and I. And trim your fingernails, guys! Biggest complaint thus far.”
19. Lie on your back then have her lie on her back but on top of you. Now play with her clit while you pinch her nipples.
“Lie on your back then have her lie on her back but on top of you. Now play with her clit while you pinch her nipples.”
20. When she’s on top, use your middle finger and press hard right above her anus.
“When she’s on top reach around and grab her ass. With your index finger and middle finger put pressure on her anus. Not on the hole but just above, you will feel the rectum through the skin. Put pressure on it. This gives anal simulation and also puts pressure on the vaginal stimulation without the weirdness off having something up her butt. Honestly it has led to many orgasms and is a door opener to anal play. Just believe me and try it!”
21. If you can master her G-spot, she’ll roll her eyes back enough to see her brain.
“Sometimes the mood calls for immediate booty, but for the most part, streeeeeeetch the shit out of foreplay. Make her beg for it until she’s practically pushing you in her or pushing your face. Foreplay is your friend. It’s part of the fun, plus you get mad confidence knowing how horny you’re making her.
Also, when you’re stimulating her G-spot, pretend you’re trying to send a message through Morse code and use a beckoning motion with your finger, her G-spot isn’t at the end of her vagina, it’s usually right at the top of the opening, it feels spongy, so don’t always have to finger-blast her to stimulate this. If you can somehow master this and her clit, she’ll roll her eyes back enough to see her brain.”
22. Start to bring her right up until she is about to orgasm, then hold up for a second and let that fade a bit.
“Edging: This works best if you know her well. Start to bring her right up until she is about to orgasm, then hold up for a second and let that fade a bit. Start to go again and then do the same thing. Do this a few times until you want to let her finish. I will often make her say please, or something like that (this is a good technique if she likes dominant partners). Then continue and let her finish. It will heighten intensity of the orgasm.”
23. Stimulate his prostate. For real.
“Do it in his butt. For real. As a bi woman, one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen is a normally dominant, masculine man whining and squirming and carrying on from prostate stimulation and orgasm.”
24. When going down on a girl, use the middle part of your tongue, not the tip.
“When going down on a girl, don’t use the tip of your tongue. Use kinda the middle part, and don’t keep it firm all the time, use some soft motions as well.”
25. Cup her vagina after she cums and kiss her.
“Cup her vagina after she cums and kiss her. Bite her like you’re biting your own lip, that much pressure but also not all teeth. Take your time. Caress her cheek, always bring your lips back to hers. You don’t need to be rough, but show her your confidence and that you can take control. Show her how much you enjoy what she does and tell her with moans and smiles and words how much fun you’re having. Mentally connect with her before the clothes come off. Introduce the idea of sex long before you start without dwelling on it, but come back to it, make something they say relate to it. Have a big dick… but don’t rely on it.”
26. Choke them by cutting off blood flow, not air supply.
“Choking can be fun, but a lot of people have the wrong idea about it. It’s about cutting off the flow of blood briefly, not cutting off her AIR. Use your fingertips to squeeze the sides, where the carotid is. Use pressure she is comfortable with. Hold for a few seconds, and release. Repeat. DON’T try to squeeze the airway! You’re trying to give her that little buzz from oxygen not getting to the brain in brief spurts, not strangle her.”
27. Treat a woman like a five-speed manual transmission.
“A woman is a lot like a five-speed manual transmission.
You have to smoothly and systematically shift through all 5 gears, and by the time you get to 5th, she’ll be ready to run wide open. Sex is not a drag race, it’s the Daytona 500. You can’t just mash on the gas pedal and hold on for dear life. If you do that, you’ll smoke the tires, the back end will get loose, and you’ll drop your nut long before you cross the finish line.
So…first thing you do is you gotta warm the tires up. IE…foreplay. Once the tires are sticky and you are sure you can get some traction, hit that clutch and start shifting through the gears.
And when a woman says don’t stop…she is not telling you to drop a double shot of nitrous…she just wants you to keep running a smart race. You are in the lead, you’ve found your groove, and there’s 5 laps to go. Just keep doing exactly what you are doing and she’ll wind up in victory lane.”
28. When you finger her, move your finger like you’re telling her to ‘come here.’
“When you finger her, move your finger like you’re telling her to ‘come here.’”
29. Make her orgasm at least once before you penetrate her.
“As often as possible make her orgasm at least once before even penetrating. It’s amazing what your tongue and fingers can do.”